Saying Patches with Sayings and Quotes

The Cheap Place offers an extensive collection of saying patches. What is a saying patch, you ask? It is an embroidered patch that displays a humorous or clever saying in easily readable text. Saying patches can be designed around cultural messages, common beliefs, politics, or just about anything else. We divide ours into multiple categories covering everything from inspiring quotes to naughty sayings and humorous patches with reflective fabric.

Biden The Quicker Fucker Upper Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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This Ain't My Fucking Vest Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Edmonton City Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.99
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Straight Outta Fucks To Give Patch

3.5x2.2 inch as low as $2.50
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Winterfell Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Westeros Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Ringmaster of the Shitshow Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I identify as non Bidenary Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Tattoos Titties and Motorcycles Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Like 106% Tired Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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420 Club Member Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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There are no Atheists in Foxholes Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Combat Veteran Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Milf in Training Funny Ladies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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This Ain't My Fucking Jacket Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Fuck Biden Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Opps I'm Sad Again Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Cousin Love Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Anarchist Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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It Is What It Is Patch

3.5x1 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Shareholder Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Blessed Iron on Christian Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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But Did you Die Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Am My Sister's Keeper Patch

4x1.5 inch +7 colors as low as $2.50
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DILLIGAF Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $2.50
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Friend of Dorothy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Driller Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2.50
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Gimp Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Hashtag Summerbod Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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President Patch

3.5x1 inch +4 colors as low as $2.50
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Treasurer Patch

3.5x1 inch +2 size/colors as low as $1.99
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FCK Cancer White Ribbon Patch

2.75x2 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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2014 Lower Rocker Patch In White

2.5x0.75 inch +5 colors/years as low as $1.99
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Sgt At Arms Patch

3.5x1 inch +3 colors as low as $2.50
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2011 Lower Rocker Patch White

2.5x1 inch +5 colors/years as low as $1.99
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2015 White Lower Rocker Patch

2.5x1 inch +5 colors/years as low as $1.99
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I Would Rather Be Tried By 12 Than Carried By 6 Patch

3.25x1.75 inch +2 colors as low as $2.50
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2004 Lower Rocker Patch In Black White

2.5x1 inch +5 colors/years as low as $1.99
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2007 Upper Rocker Patch In Black White

2.5x1 inch +5 colors/years as low as $1.99
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Rome City Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.99
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Road Captain Patch

3.5x1 inch +3 colors as low as $2.50
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Toxic Don't Say I didn't Warn Ya Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Love Boobies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Malnourished Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I will not comply Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Give Respect Get Respect Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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High Society Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Embroidered Saying Patches for Bikers and Others

The biggest audience for our saying patches is made up of bikers. But you don't have to own a bike to appreciate embroidered patches. A well-constructed patch is a decorative item you can attach to an article of clothing or a hat. Embroidered patches work well with shoulder bags, laptop bags, instrument cases, and more.

Are you looking for an inspiring message you can share with others? We probably have a ton of patches that would fit the bill. If inspiration isn't your thing, maybe you're looking to stir the pot with something a little naughty. We have those kinds of patches, too.

Say What You Want to Say

As you spend time looking through our extensive saying patch collection, you are going to find lots of words, phrases, and ideas designed to appeal to a broad audience. Some of the sayings will resonate with you. Others will make you laugh. Still others might even offend you. But it's all good. That's what free speech is all about.

Say what you want to say with the patches that appeal to you most. Those you find bothersome, simply ignore. Our philosophy has always been this: buy the patches you like. If you see something you don't like, do not buy it.

We offer wholesale accounts to buyers looking for bulk patches for resale or large-scale distribution. Contact us to learn more. If you would like to design your own saying patch, we can handle that too. We welcome all sorts of ideas we can turn into embroidered patches to add to our inventory. Send us your thoughts and we'll see what happens.