Saying Patches with Sayings and Quotes

The Cheap Place offers an extensive collection of saying patches. What is a saying patch, you ask? It is an embroidered patch that displays a humorous or clever saying in easily readable text. Saying patches can be designed around cultural messages, common beliefs, politics, or just about anything else. We divide ours into multiple categories covering everything from inspiring quotes to naughty sayings and humorous patches with reflective fabric.

DILLIGAF Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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FCK Cancer Pink Ribbon Patch

2.75x2 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Yes I Do Bite Patch

3x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck Around Find Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

4x1.75 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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Give Respect Get Respect Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Spoiled Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Thick Thighs Save Lives Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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We The People are Pissed Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Road Captain Patch

3.5x1 inch +3 colors as low as $1.50
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I Am My Brother's Keeper Patch

4x1.5 inch +6 colors as low as $1.50
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You're Killing me Smalls Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Live To Ride Ride To Live Patch

4x1.75 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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High Society Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Trophy Wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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President Patch

3.5x1 inch +4 colors as low as $1.50
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Vice President Patch

3.5x1 inch +3 colors as low as $1.50
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Black 4 Inch Rectangular Blank Patch

4x2 inch +9 size/colors as low as $0.60
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MAGA Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Bearded For Her Pleasure Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Tattoos Titties and Motorcycles Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Blessed Iron on Christian Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I am My Brother's Keeper Patch Yellow

4x1.5 inch +6 colors as low as $1.50
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I Eat Milf and Cookies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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High Maintenance Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Dangerous Mother Fucker Patch

3x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Chaplain Patch

3x1 inch as low as $1.50
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It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere Funny Patch

3x1 inch as low as $1.50
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I Would Rather Be Tried By 12 Than Carried By 6 Patch

3.25x1.75 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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I Am My Brothers Keeper Patch

4x1.5 inch +6 colors as low as $1.50
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Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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But Did you Die Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Stop Reading My Patches Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Ass Gas or Grass Nobody Rides Free Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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It's Not The Destination It's The Ride Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Genuine Asshole Made In USA Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Suffering From CRS Can't Remember Shit Patch

4x1.75 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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John 3 16 Believe It Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck Cancer Naughty Iron on Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Cancer Sucks Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love Boobies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Jesus My Lord and Saviour Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Combat Veteran Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Secretary Patch

3.5x1 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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DILLIGAF Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Give Respect Get Respect Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Respect The Beard Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Just The Tip Bullet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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MAGA Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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It's a Beard it's a Saddle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Desert Storm Vet Patch

4.5x11 inch as low as $6
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Vietnam War Vet Patch

11x4.5 inch +2 size as low as $6
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Can You See Me Now Asshole Patch

10x2.75 inch +1 size as low as $6
$11.99
Reflective Patches

Fuck You I Have Enough Friends Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Embroidered Saying Patches for Bikers and Others

The biggest audience for our saying patches is made up of bikers. But you don't have to own a bike to appreciate embroidered patches. A well-constructed patch is a decorative item you can attach to an article of clothing or a hat. Embroidered patches work well with shoulder bags, laptop bags, instrument cases, and more.

Are you looking for an inspiring message you can share with others? We probably have a ton of patches that would fit the bill. If inspiration isn't your thing, maybe you're looking to stir the pot with something a little naughty. We have those kinds of patches, too.

Say What You Want to Say

As you spend time looking through our extensive saying patch collection, you are going to find lots of words, phrases, and ideas designed to appeal to a broad audience. Some of the sayings will resonate with you. Others will make you laugh. Still others might even offend you. But it's all good. That's what free speech is all about.

Say what you want to say with the patches that appeal to you most. Those you find bothersome, simply ignore. Our philosophy has always been this: buy the patches you like. If you see something you don't like, do not buy it.

We offer wholesale accounts to buyers looking for bulk patches for resale or large-scale distribution. Contact us to learn more. If you would like to design your own saying patch, we can handle that too. We welcome all sorts of ideas we can turn into embroidered patches to add to our inventory. Send us your thoughts and we'll see what happens.