Saying Patches with Sayings and Quotes

The Cheap Place offers an extensive collection of saying patches. What is a saying patch, you ask? It is an embroidered patch that displays a humorous or clever saying in easily readable text. Saying patches can be designed around cultural messages, common beliefs, politics, or just about anything else. We divide ours into multiple categories covering everything from inspiring quotes to naughty sayings and humorous patches with reflective fabric.

Vice President Patch

3.5x1 inch +3 colors as low as $1.50
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Reflective Patches
$2.50$1 Save 60%

FCK Epilepsy Patch

2.75x2 inch as low as $1
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1970 Year Patch

2.2x0.75 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50$1 Save 60%

Thin Blue Line Proud Dad Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Wrecking Crew Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Sic Semper Tyrannis Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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Fuck'em All Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Live Free Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 size as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
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What Scares you Excites Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%

Feminist Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%

I'm The Guy with the Gun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Asshole Customer Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Vaccinated and Ready To Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Trump Won Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Fuck Putin Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Cancel cancel Culture Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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Another Day Another Dollar Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%

Kind People Are My Kind of People Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%

Permanently Tired Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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There are no Atheists in Foxholes Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%

Infidel Patch

12x2.5 inch as low as $4
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Officer Name Tag Patch

3x1 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50$1 Save 60%

North Dakota Patch Iron on State Rocker

4x1.75 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50$1 Save 60%

Vietnam Spade Patch

2.25x3 inch as low as $0.75
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Nerd Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Member Patch

3.5x1 inch +1 colors as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
Reflective Patches

President Patch

3.5x1 inch +4 colors as low as $1.50
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
Reflective Patches

Infidel Patch

6x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Sergeant Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50$1 Save 60%

Work Sucks I'm Going Riding Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%

Independent Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Live Free Ride Free Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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President Patch

3.5x1 inch +4 colors as low as $0.75
$2.50$1 Save 60%

Sexy Mode ON OFF Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%

Proud Coast Guard Wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Commando Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Do My Nipples Offend You Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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United We Stand Divided We Fall Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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Space Cadet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Embroidered Saying Patches for Bikers and Others

The biggest audience for our saying patches is made up of bikers. But you don't have to own a bike to appreciate embroidered patches. A well-constructed patch is a decorative item you can attach to an article of clothing or a hat. Embroidered patches work well with shoulder bags, laptop bags, instrument cases, and more.

Are you looking for an inspiring message you can share with others? We probably have a ton of patches that would fit the bill. If inspiration isn't your thing, maybe you're looking to stir the pot with something a little naughty. We have those kinds of patches, too.

Say What You Want to Say

As you spend time looking through our extensive saying patch collection, you are going to find lots of words, phrases, and ideas designed to appeal to a broad audience. Some of the sayings will resonate with you. Others will make you laugh. Still others might even offend you. But it's all good. That's what free speech is all about.

Say what you want to say with the patches that appeal to you most. Those you find bothersome, simply ignore. Our philosophy has always been this: buy the patches you like. If you see something you don't like, do not buy it.

We offer wholesale accounts to buyers looking for bulk patches for resale or large-scale distribution. Contact us to learn more. If you would like to design your own saying patch, we can handle that too. We welcome all sorts of ideas we can turn into embroidered patches to add to our inventory. Send us your thoughts and we'll see what happens.