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Saying Patches with Sayings and Quotes

The Cheap Place offers an extensive collection of saying patches. What is a saying patch, you ask? It is an embroidered patch that displays a humorous or clever saying in easily readable text. Saying patches can be designed around cultural messages, common beliefs, politics, or just about anything else. We divide ours into multiple categories covering everything from inspiring quotes to naughty sayings and humorous patches with reflective fabric.

Therapy Has Taught Me That It's All Your Fault Patch

Therapy Has Taught Me That It's All Your Fault Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Things Just Got Weird Patch

Things Just Got Weird Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Stand For Something or You'll Fall For Anything Patch

Stand For Something or You'll Fall For Anything Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Medium Speed Some Drag Patch

Medium Speed Some Drag Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Don't Be An Asshole Don't Text and Drive Patch

Don't Be An Asshole Don't Text and Drive Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
It's Okay if You Disagree with Me I can't Force You to Be Right Patch

It's Okay if You Disagree with Me I can't Force You to Be Right Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Never Take Advice From Me You'll End Up Drunk Patch

Never Take Advice From Me You'll End Up Drunk Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
In Memory of My Time Served In The Deserts of Iraq Patch

In Memory of My Time Served In The Deserts of Iraq Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Wannabe Lap Dog Patch

Wannabe Lap Dog Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I live to Offend Patch

I live to Offend Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
50 Percent Single Patch

50 Percent Single Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Chairman Patch

Chairman Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
America is a Tun it must be Sung Together Patch

America is a Tune it must be Sung Together Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
2019 Lower Rocker Patch

2019 Lower Rocker Patch

2.5x1 inch +6 colors/years as low as $0.60
$2$1 Save 50%
Socialist Patch

Socialist Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Republican Patch

Republican Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Paratrooper Small Flag Rocker Patch

Paratrooper Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Lone Wolf Small Flag Rocker Patch

Lone Wolf Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
Live Free Ride Wild Patch

Live Free Ride Wild Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Every Generation Needs a New Revolution Thomas Jefferson Quote Patch

Every Generation Needs a New Revolution Thomas Jefferson Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
Beauty is Only a Light Switch Away Patch

Beauty is Only a Light Switch Away Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
A back Rub, Few Shots and Some Great Sex would Be Great Patch

A back Rub, Few Shots and Some Great Sex would Be Great Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Triggered Patch

Triggered Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
Life is Short Smile While You Still Have Teeth Patch

Life is Short Smile While You Still Have Teeth Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
If You are too Open Minded Your Brains Will Fall Out Patch

If You are too Open Minded Your Brains Will Fall Out Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I only listen to bands you've never heard of Patch

I only listen to bands you've never heard of Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Pissed off Vet Patch

Pissed off Vet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Please Don't Make me Do Stuff Patch

Please Don't Make me Do Stuff Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Pay Up Motherfucker Patch

Pay Up Motherfucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Locals Only Patch

Locals Only Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Capitalism Makes Socialism Takes Patch

Capitalism Makes Socialism Takes Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
Made in the 10's Patch

Made in the 10's Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
Vermont Patch

Vermont Patch Iron on State Rocker

4x1.75 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Big Bad Wolf Patch

Big Bad Wolf Funny Iron on Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Iraqi Freedom Vet Rocker Small Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Iraqi Freedom Vet Rocker Small Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Sometimes It Takes A Tankful Of Fuel To Think Straight Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sometimes It Takes A Tankful Of Fuel To Think Straight Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
If Guns Cause Crimes Pencils Misspell Words Patch | Embroidered Patches

If Guns Cause Crimes Pencils Cause Misspelled Words Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
Seattle Patch

Seattle Patch

4x1 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I Used To Have Super Powers But My Therapist Took Them Away Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Used To Have Super Powers But My Therapist Took Them Away Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Running Out Of Beer Patch | Embroidered Patches

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Running Out Of Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Reflective MC Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

Reflective MC Patch

3x2 inch +1 colors as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
Reflective Patches
I Did Nothing Today And Still Got Paid Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Did Nothing Today and Still Got Paid Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Marilize Legajuana Funny Pot Smokers Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

Marilize Legajuana Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
Original Patch In Reflective | Embroidered Patches

Original Patch

3.5x1 inch +5 colors as low as $1.50
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
Reflective Patches
I'm Awesome Don't Question It Deal With It Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Awesome Don't Question It Deal With It Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Justice My Ass I Want Revenge Patch

Justice My Ass I Want Revenge Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Better To Be Full Of Whiskey Than Full of Shit Patch

Better To Be Full Of Whiskey Than Full of Shit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Nothing Like a Woman with a Brilliant Mind a Filthy Mouth and a Tight Pussy Patch

Nothing Like a Woman with a Brilliant Mind a Filthy Mouth and a Tight Pussy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
You've Got to be odd to be Number 1 Patch

You've Got to be odd to be Number 1 Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I Got My Own Back Patch

I Got My Own Back Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Shut up The Fuck You Must Patch

Shut up The Fuck You Must Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Press Patch

Press Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 size as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Shareholder Patch

Shareholder Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
You are a Genius At Not Being Smart Patch

You are a Genius At Not Being Smart Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Director Patch

Director Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Let's Accelerate Patch

Let's Accelerate Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
A Pint of Sweat Saves a Gallon of Blood Patch

A Pint of Sweat Saves a Gallon of Blood Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Let Whoever Think Whatever Patch

Let Whoever Think Whatever Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
If You Don't Want a Gut Take it in The Butt Patch

If You Don't Want a Gut Take it in The Butt Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Conservative Patch

Conservative Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Live Fast and Die Young So You Can Look Good in your Grave Patch

Live Fast and Die Young So You Can Look Good in your Grave Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Dumb Ass You Are Patch

Dumb Ass You Are Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
If It Comes from The Government It's Never Free Patch

If It Comes from The Government It's Never Free Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Don't Be a Douche Patch

Don't Be a Douche Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Practice What You Preach or It's Just Speech Patch

Practice What You Preach or It's Just Speech Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Livin La Vida Broka Funny Iron on Patch

Livin La Vida Broka Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
2021 Year Rocker Patch Lower Red

2021 Year Rocker Patch Lower Red

2.5x1 inch +6 colors/years as low as $0.60
$2$1 Save 50%
Free Hugs It's Okay I got the Shot Patch

Free Hugs It's Okay I got the Shot Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Hello My Name is Your Boss Patch

Hello My Name is Your Boss Funny Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
Pessimistically Optimistic Patch

Pessimistically Optimistic Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
No You Can't Be First But You can be Next Patch

No You Can't Be First But You can be Next Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Impeach Biden Patch

Impeach Biden Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Cancel Hate Patch

Cancel Hate Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
Return To Sender Patch

Return To Sender Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
Only Thing Better than Going to bed is going back to bed Patch

Only Thing Better than Going to bed is going back to bed Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
Ain't A Road High Enough for me to take Patch

Ain't A Road High Enough for me to take Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
Emotional Support Patch

Emotional Support Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
Made in the 20's Patch

Made in the 20's Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
Deep Down I am Shallow Patch

Deep Down I am Shallow Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
Patches Saying Patches

Embroidered Saying Patches for Bikers and Others

The biggest audience for our saying patches is made up of bikers. But you don't have to own a bike to appreciate embroidered patches. A well-constructed patch is a decorative item you can attach to an article of clothing or a hat. Embroidered patches work well with shoulder bags, laptop bags, instrument cases, and more.

Are you looking for an inspiring message you can share with others? We probably have a ton of patches that would fit the bill. If inspiration isn't your thing, maybe you're looking to stir the pot with something a little naughty. We have those kinds of patches, too.

Say What You Want to Say

As you spend time looking through our extensive saying patch collection, you are going to find lots of words, phrases, and ideas designed to appeal to a broad audience. Some of the sayings will resonate with you. Others will make you laugh. Still others might even offend you. But it's all good. That's what free speech is all about.

Say what you want to say with the patches that appeal to you most. Those you find bothersome, simply ignore. Our philosophy has always been this: buy the patches you like. If you see something you don't like, do not buy it.

We offer wholesale accounts to buyers looking for bulk patches for resale or large-scale distribution. Contact us to learn more. If you would like to design your own saying patch, we can handle that too. We welcome all sorts of ideas we can turn into embroidered patches to add to our inventory. Send us your thoughts and we'll see what happens.