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Saying Patches with Sayings and Quotes

The Cheap Place offers an extensive collection of saying patches. What is a saying patch, you ask? It is an embroidered patch that displays a humorous or clever saying in easily readable text. Saying patches can be designed around cultural messages, common beliefs, politics, or just about anything else. We divide ours into multiple categories covering everything from inspiring quotes to naughty sayings and humorous patches with reflective fabric.

The More You Sweat In Training, The Less You Bleed in Battle Patch

The More You Sweat In Training, The Less You Bleed in Battle Patch

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Stand and Deliver Patch

Stand and Deliver Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Cash Me Outside Patch

Cash Me Outside Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Totally Tubular Patch

Totally Tubular Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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A Cousin a Day keeps the Boredom Away Patch

A Cousin a Day keeps the Boredom Away Patch

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Anything Worth Doing is Worth Overdoing Patch

Anything Worth Doing is Worth Overdoing Patch

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Those Who Live by the Sword Will Die By The Gun Patch

Those Who Live by the Sword Will Die By The Gun Patch

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If Government is the Answer It was a Stupid Question Patch

If Government is the Answer It was a Stupid Question Funny Iron on Patch

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Ohh Hell And Jesus Help me Holy Ghost Patch

Ohh Hell And Jesus Help me Holy Ghost Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Life Without Liberty is Like a Body Without Spirit Patch

Life Without Liberty is Like a Body Without Spirit Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Come Crappy Leave Happy Patch

Come Crappy Leave Happy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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You Can't Have Manslaughter without Laughter Patch

You Can't Have Manslaughter without Laughter Funny Iron on Patch

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Unite and Fight Patch

Unite and Fight Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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Friend of Dorothy Patch

Friend of Dorothy Funny Iron on Patch

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Same Shit Different Asshole Patch

Same Shit Different Asshole Funny Iron on Patch

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Keep on Keeping On Patch

Keep on Keeping On Patch

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I Stand with the People of Israel Patch

I Stand with the People of Israel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Relationship Has 12 Letters So Does Fuck That Shit Patch

Relationship Has 12 Letters So Does Fuck That Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Independent Large Top Rocker Patch

Independent Patch

12x2.5 inch as low as $4
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Suck it Up Snowflake Patch

Suck it Up Snowflake Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Media is the Deadliest Virus Patch

Media is the Deadliest Virus Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Joe and Hoe Gotta Go Patch

Joe and Hoe Gotta Go Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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Suffering from CRS Can't Remember Shit Red Patch

Suffering from CRS Can't Remember Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.25
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Black Guns Matter Patch

Black Guns Matter Funny Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.25
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The Idea is to Die Young as Late as Possible Patch

The Idea is to Die Young as Late as Possible Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Size Does Matter Patch

Size Does Matter Patch

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I Always carry a Knife in my Pocket You know incase there is cheesecake or something Patch

I Always carry a Knife in my Pocket You know incase there is cheesecake or something Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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Queen of the Universe Patch

Queen of the Universe Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I need a Speed Bump between my Brain and my Mouth Patch

I need a Speed Bump between my Brain and my Mouth Patch

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Fast as Fuck Patch

Fast as Fuck Patch

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Bad Day of Fishing is Better than a Good Day at Work Patch

Bad Day of Fishing is Better than a Good Day at Work Patch

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I'm Definitely Going to Hell with The Best Stories to Tell Patch

I'm Definitely Going to Hell with The Best Stories to Tell Patch

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DeSantis 2024 Patch

DeSantis 2024 Patch

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Being 20 in the 70s was way more fun that being 70 in the 20s Patch

Being 20 in the 70s was way more fun that being 70 in the 20s Patch

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Sort Your Fucking Shit Out Patch

Sort Your Fucking Shit Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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All I want is to Settle Down with a very wealthy Dog Patch

All I want is to Settle Down with a very wealthy Dog Patch

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I'm in my Zone Leave me Alone Patch

I'm in my Zone Leave me Alone Patch

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Liberals Are What Happens When You Tell Every Child They're Special Patch

Liberals Are What Happens When You Tell Every Child They're Special Patch

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All I want is to Settle Down with a very wealthy Cat Patch

All I want is to Settle Down with a very wealthy Cat Patch

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Smile Tomorrow will be Worse Patch

Smile Tomorrow will be Worse Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Support Drunk Times Patch

Support Drunk Times Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Life is Loud Patch

Life is Loud Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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No Luck All Work Patch

No Luck All Work Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I Plan to Live Forever so Far So Good Patch

I Plan to Live Forever so Far So Good Patch

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See you in my DMs Patch

See you in my DMs Patch

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What's the Sitch Patch

What's the Sitch Patch

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Like Share Subscribe Patch

Like Share Subscribe Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Safety First Patch

Safety First Patch

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If at First You Don't Succeed Redefine Success Patch

If at First You Don't Succeed Redefine Success Patch

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Dream Big Work Hard Stay Humble Patch

Dream Big Work Hard Stay Humble Patch

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Do Whatever the Fuck You Want Just Don't Hurt People Patch

Do Whatever the Fuck You Want Just Don't Hurt People Patch

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Uncle Fucker Patch

Uncle Fucker Patch

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Not The Medic Iron on Patch

Not The Medic Patch

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I don't snore I dream I'm a Tractor Iron on Patch

I don't snore I dream I'm a Tractor Patch

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Peace Was Never an Option Iron on Patch

Peace Was Never an Option Patch

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Meme War Veteran Iron on Patch

Meme War Veteran Patch

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Brain the the most important Organ -Says The Brain Iron on Patch

Brain the the most important Organ -Says The Brain Patch

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Build Your Own Dreams or Else Someone Will Hire you to Build Theirs Iron on Patch

Build Your Own Dreams or Else Someone Will Hire you to Build Theirs Iron on Patch

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Politics is War and Truth is the First Casualty Iron on Patch

Politics is War and Truth is the First Casualty Patch

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When Was the Last Time You've Been Reckoned with Iron on Patch

When Was the Last Time You've Been Reckoned with Patch

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I'll Shoot a Bitch Iron on Patch

I'll Shoot a Bitch Patch

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Squeaky Wheel Gets the Oil Iron on Patch

Squeaky Wheel Gets the Oil Patch

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Not All those Who Wander are Lost But I AM Iron on Patch

Not All those Who Wander are Lost But I am Patch

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I think therefore I am Iron on Patch

I think therefore I am Patch

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Warning I cause Safety Briefs Iron on Patch

Warning I cause Safety Briefs Patch

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That's What I do I drink and I know Things Iron on Patch

That's What I do I drink and I know Things Patch

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God Guns and Gas Stoves Iron on Patch

God Guns and Gas Stoves Patch

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Let me Talk to your Supervisor Iron on Patch

Let me Talk to your Supervisor Patch

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We have two ears and one mouth for a reason Iron on Patch

We have two ears and one mouth for a reason Patch

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Two Words Maiden America Iron on Patch

Two Words Maiden America Iron on Patch

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Free Range Iron on Patch

Free Range Patch

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Cage Free Iron on Patch

Cage Free Patch

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Devil Dog Iron on Patch

Devil Dog Patch

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Cuck Iron on Patch

Cuck Iron on Patch

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Hello I'm trying my Best Iron on Patch

Hello I'm trying my Best Iron on Patch

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I identify as non Bidenary Iron on Patch

I identify as non Bidenary Patch

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Organic Iron on Patch

Organic Patch

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Simp Iron on Patch

Simp Iron on Patch

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Luck has the Smell of Perspiration Iron on Patch

Luck has the Smell of Perspiration Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Peace Was Never an Option Duck with Knife Iron on Patch

Peace Was Never an Option Duck with Knife Iron on Patch

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Patches Saying Patches

Embroidered Saying Patches for Bikers and Others

The biggest audience for our saying patches is made up of bikers. But you don't have to own a bike to appreciate embroidered patches. A well-constructed patch is a decorative item you can attach to an article of clothing or a hat. Embroidered patches work well with shoulder bags, laptop bags, instrument cases, and more.

Are you looking for an inspiring message you can share with others? We probably have a ton of patches that would fit the bill. If inspiration isn't your thing, maybe you're looking to stir the pot with something a little naughty. We have those kinds of patches, too.

Say What You Want to Say

As you spend time looking through our extensive saying patch collection, you are going to find lots of words, phrases, and ideas designed to appeal to a broad audience. Some of the sayings will resonate with you. Others will make you laugh. Still others might even offend you. But it's all good. That's what free speech is all about.

Say what you want to say with the patches that appeal to you most. Those you find bothersome, simply ignore. Our philosophy has always been this: buy the patches you like. If you see something you don't like, do not buy it.

We offer wholesale accounts to buyers looking for bulk patches for resale or large-scale distribution. Contact us to learn more. If you would like to design your own saying patch, we can handle that too. We welcome all sorts of ideas we can turn into embroidered patches to add to our inventory. Send us your thoughts and we'll see what happens.