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Saying Patches with Sayings and Quotes

The Cheap Place offers an extensive collection of saying patches. What is a saying patch, you ask? It is an embroidered patch that displays a humorous or clever saying in easily readable text. Saying patches can be designed around cultural messages, common beliefs, politics, or just about anything else. We divide ours into multiple categories covering everything from inspiring quotes to naughty sayings and humorous patches with reflective fabric.

Live To Ride Ride to Live Orange Patch

Live To Ride, Ride to Live Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Biker Lives Matter Patch

Biker Lives Matter Patch

3x2 inch +2 colors as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
I Hunt the Evil You Pretend Doesn't Exist Patch

I Hunt the Evil You Pretend Doesn't Exist Military Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Bad Planning on Your Part Does not Constitute and Emergency on My Part Patch

Bad Planning on Your Part Does not Constitute and Emergency on My Part Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Let It Be Patch

Let It Be Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
IV XX Patch 420 Pot Symbol

IV XX Patch 420 Pot Symbol

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
I Identify as a Biker Patch

I Identify as a Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Price of Freedom was Hung on a Cross Patch

Price of Freedom was Hung on a Cross Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch

Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Let me apologize in advance for my behavior Tonight Patch

Let me apologize in advance for my behavior Tonight Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Wood Spoon Survivor Patch

Wood Spoon Survivor Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
God Sent me to Teach you a Lesson Patch

God Sent me to Teach you a Lesson Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I May Not Be Perfect but At Least I'm Not You Patch

I May Not Be Perfect but At Least I'm Not You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
Girls Only Patch

Girls Only Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Pussy Wrecker Patch

Pussy Wrecker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I hate Everyone Equally Iron on Patch

I hate Everyone Equally Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Good Judgement Comes from experience and a lot of that comes from Bad Judgement Iron on Patch

Good Judgement Comes from experience and a lot of that comes from Bad Judgement Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I'll be Your Huckle Bearer Iron on Patch

I'll be Your Huckle Bearer Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
The Real Pandemic is How Stupid Everyone is Iron on Patch

The Real Pandemic is How Stupid Everyone is Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Live Laugh Love Patch

Live Laugh Love Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Life is Short Choose Happiness Patch

Life is Short Choose Happiness Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Lets Get Naked Patch

Lets Get Naked Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Sorry I'm not listening Patch

Sorry I'm not listening Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Warning I have no Idea what I'm Doing Patch

Warning I have no Idea what I'm Doing Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
To Be Frank I would have to change my name Patch

To Be Frank I would have to change my name Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Is it Still By The People For the People Patch

Is it Still By The People For the People Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Crazy Soccer Mom Patch

Crazy Soccer Mom Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
We do this not because it's easy but because we thought it would be easy patch

We do this not because it's easy but because we thought it would be easy patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
World's Best Dad Patch

World's Best Dad Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Vietnam War Vet Extra Large Rocker Patch

Vietnam War Vet Patch

15x6 inch +2 size as low as $6
$7$6 Save 14%
My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself Patch

Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Forgive And Forget But Keep A List Of The Names Patch

Forgive and Forget But Keep A List Of The Names Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
Who Is Your Daddy Patch

Who Is Your Daddy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Idaho Patch

Idaho Patch Iron on State Rocker

4x1.75 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Missouri Patch

Missouri Patch Iron on State Rocker

4x1.75 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Utah Patch

Utah Patch Iron on State Rocker

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Original Gangsta Patch

Original Gangsta Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Enjoying Freedom Thank A Vet Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Enjoying Freedom Thank A Vet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
Penny For You Thoughts Dollar If You Flash Me Patch

Penny For You Thoughts Dollar If You Flash Me Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
Catholic School Survivor Funny Christian Patch

Catholic School Survivor Funny Christian Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Mistaken Me For Someone Who Cares Patch | Embroidered Patches

Mistaken Me For Someone Who Cares Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
MC Patch - Black White | Embroidered Biker Patches

MC Patch - Motocycle Club

3x2 inch +1 colors as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Yeah It's Fast No You Can't Ride It Patch

Yeah It's Fast No You Can't Ride It Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Stfu Patch

Stfu Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Devil Inside Patch | Embroidered Patches

Devil Inside Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
Fuggetaboutit Patch

Fuggetaboutit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I Got This Patch For My Wife Awesome Trade | Embroidered Patches

I Got This Patch For My Wife Was an Awesome Trade Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
Do Not Arrest This Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

Do Not Arrest This Person Funny Iron on Patch

3.25x2.25 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
Therapy Is Expensive Beer Is Cheap Patch

Therapy Is Expensive Beer Is Cheap Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Why Yes That Is A Gun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Why Yes That Is A Gun In My Pocket and No I'm Not Excited To See You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Ain't Nobody Got Time For That Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ain't Nobody Got Time For That Funny Saying Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
Bada Bikers Against Dumbasses Patch | Embroidered Patches

BADA Bikers Against Dumbasses Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I Don't Have Enough Middle Fingers To Show You How I Feel Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Have Enough Middle Fingers To Show You How I Feel Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Los Angeles Patch

Los Angeles Patch

4x1 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Nyc Patch

Nyc Patch

4x1 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Oakland Patch

Oakland Patch

4x1 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Philadelphia Patch

Philadelphia Patch

4x1 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Support Your Local Paramedic Patch | Embroidered Patches

Support Your Local Paramedic Text and Drive Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
For Those Who Fought For It Freedom Has A Price Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

For Those Who Fought For It Freedom Has A Price The Protected Will Never Know Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Sworn To Defend The Holy Bible And US Constitution With My Own Life Patch

Sworn To Defend The Holy Bible and US Constitution With My Own Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
Enforcer Patch In Red 3.5 Inches

Enforcer Patch

3.5x1 inch +1 colors as low as $0.75
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I Do All My Own Stunts Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Do All My Own Stunts Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Retired Medium Size Rocker Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Retired Patch

6x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
Commander Patch | Embroidered Patches

Commander Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50$1 Save 60%
2nd Amendment Shall Not Be Infringed Patch | Embroidered Patches

2nd Amendment, The Right of The People To Keep and Bear Arms, Shall Not Be Infringed Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Scout Patch | US Marine Corps Military Veteran Patches

Scout Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Cancervivor Patch | Embroidered Patches

Cancervivor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Gun Control Is Hitting Where You Aim Patch | Embroidered Patches

Gun Control Is Hitting Where You Aim Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch In Red | Embroidered Patch

Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

3x2.75 inch +1 colors as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
When In Doubt Throttle It Out Patch | Embroidered Patches

When In Doubt Throttle It Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Warning Sex Addict Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Sex Addict Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
Just Divorced Patch | Embroidered Patches

Just Divorced Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Property Of An Awesome Husband Patch | Embroidered Patches

Property Of An Awesome Husband Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
A Good Place To Put Your Opinions Is Up Your Ass Patch

A Good Place To Put Your Opinions Is Up Your Ass Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Contrary To Popular Belief Nobody Owes You Anything Patch

Contrary To Popular Belief Nobody Owes You Anything Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Currently Unable To Give A Shit Patch

Currently Unable To Give A Shit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Reflective Stripes 6 inch Patch

Reflective Stripes 6 inch Patch

6x1.8 inch +1 size as low as $1.50
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
Not All Angels Reside in Heaven Some Walk the Battlefield Patch

Not All Angels Reside in Heaven Some Walk the Battlefield Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I aim to Misbehave Patch

I aim to Misbehave Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Patches Saying Patches

Embroidered Saying Patches for Bikers and Others

The biggest audience for our saying patches is made up of bikers. But you don't have to own a bike to appreciate embroidered patches. A well-constructed patch is a decorative item you can attach to an article of clothing or a hat. Embroidered patches work well with shoulder bags, laptop bags, instrument cases, and more.

Are you looking for an inspiring message you can share with others? We probably have a ton of patches that would fit the bill. If inspiration isn't your thing, maybe you're looking to stir the pot with something a little naughty. We have those kinds of patches, too.

Say What You Want to Say

As you spend time looking through our extensive saying patch collection, you are going to find lots of words, phrases, and ideas designed to appeal to a broad audience. Some of the sayings will resonate with you. Others will make you laugh. Still others might even offend you. But it's all good. That's what free speech is all about.

Say what you want to say with the patches that appeal to you most. Those you find bothersome, simply ignore. Our philosophy has always been this: buy the patches you like. If you see something you don't like, do not buy it.

We offer wholesale accounts to buyers looking for bulk patches for resale or large-scale distribution. Contact us to learn more. If you would like to design your own saying patch, we can handle that too. We welcome all sorts of ideas we can turn into embroidered patches to add to our inventory. Send us your thoughts and we'll see what happens.