Buy 10. Save 20%

Funny Military Patches

Funny military patches from The Cheap Place always get a chuckle. We offer iron-on and sew-on funny morale and tactical patches that set just the right tone. If you've served in the U.S. military, you'll enjoy our funny military morale patches. We provide a fantastic range of embroidered patches, including other military patches, at great prices. Shop now for funny military patches that match your sense of humor. RIDE SAFE, and thank you for your service.

You Never go Full Retard Patch

You Never go Full Retard Patch

4x2.5 inch as low as $3
$5.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Smile Tomorrow will be Worse Patch

Smile Tomorrow will be Worse Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Peace Was Never an Option Iron on Patch

Peace Was Never an Option Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
There are no Atheists in Foxholes Patch

There are no Atheists in Foxholes Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Gulf Foxtrot Yankee Patch Go Fuck Yourself

Gulf Foxtrot Yankee Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
FIDO Fuck it drive on Military Patch

FIDO Fuck it drive on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Keep Calm and Return Fire Patch

Keep Calm and Return Fire Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Sniper Scope Smiley Face Patch

Sniper Scope Smiley Face Funny Iron on Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Bullet With Your Name On It Patch

Bullet With Your Name On It Military Morale Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Just The Tip Bullet Patch

Just The Tip Bullet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Rub Some Dirt On It, Everything Stops Bleeding Eventually Patch

Rub Some Dirt On It, Everything Stops Bleeding Eventually Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Get Some Patch

Get Some Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot WTF Patch

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot WTF Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Freedom Has a Nice Right to It and a Bit of a Recoil Patch

Freedom Has a Nice Ring To It and a Bit of a Recoil Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Waterboarding It's How We Baptize the Terrorists Patch

Waterboarding It's How We Baptize the Terrorists Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Terrorist Hunting Permit White Patch

Terrorist Hunting Permit White Patch

3.75x3 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Merica Fuck Yeah Patch

Merica Fuck Yeah Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
FUBAR Patch Fucked Up Beyond All Repair

FUBAR Patch Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Patch

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Medicated It's For Your Safety Patch

Medicated It's For Your Safety Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Terrorist Hunting Permit Patch

Terrorist Hunting Permit Funny Military Morale Patch

3.75x3 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Don't Let The Gray Hair Fool You Patch In White Text | US Military Veteran Patches

Don't Let The Gray Hair Fool You Patch for Vets

3x3 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
This Is My Peace Sign Patch | Embroidered Patches

This Is My Peace Sign Funny Military Morale Patch

3.5x3.5 inch as low as $2
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
US VETERAN We Can Still Kick Ass Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

US VETERAN Don't Let the Gray Hair Fool You We Can Still Kick Ass Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Done It All But Can't Remember It All Funny Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

Done It All But Can't Remember It All Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Warning Boocoo Dinky Dau Vietnam Vet Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

Warning Boocoo Dinky Dau Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Don't Let The Gray Hair Fool You Vietnam Veteran Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

Don't Let The Gray Hair Fool You Vietnam Veteran Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
My Idea Of Help From Above Sniper On Roof Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

My Idea Of Help From Above Sniper On Roof Military Morale Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Don't Let The Gray Hair Fool You We Can Still Kick Ass US VETERAN Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Don't Let The Gray Hair Fool You We Can Still Kick Ass US VETERAN Patch

3x3 inch +1 colors as low as $1.75
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
I'm Retired Go Around Me Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

I'm Retired Go Around Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Infidel Patch | Embroidered Patches

Infidel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Old Coots On Scoots Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Old Coots On Scoots Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Damn I Got Old Quick Funny Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Damn I Got Old Quick Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
BOHICA Patch - Bend Over Here It Comes Again | US Marine Corps Military Veteran Patches

BOHICA Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Fubar Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Fubar Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Don't Pick A Fight With An Old Man Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Don't Pick A Fight With An Old Man If He's Too Old to Fight He'll Just Kill You Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
SNAFU Patch

SNAFU Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Warning Retired Part Time Pain In The Ass Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Warning Retired and Work as a Part Time Pain In The Ass Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.75
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Warning: This Vet Is Medicated For Your Protection Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Warning: This Vet Is Medicated For Your Protection Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.75
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Warning Retired Knows It All Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Warning Retired Knows It All Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.75
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Valley Of The Shadow Of Death Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Valley Of The Shadow Of Death Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Where The Hell Is My Medication Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Where The Hell Is My Medication Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Embroidered Patches Funny Patches Funny Military Sayings