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Funny Naughty Saying Patches

Find our very naughty saying patches. If it has a bad word in it or if it kick starts your dirty mind, you'll find those patches right here under our naughty and funny category. If you want to find more patches like these take a look at our main Naughty Patches category. This particular category here only focuses on the funny sayings.

If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Beautiful Intelligent Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

Beautiful Intelligent Truthful Charming Horny Bitch Naughty Patch

3x3 inch as low as $2.50
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Duct Tape Since 1942 Patch | Embroidered Patches

Duct Tape Turning NO NO NO into MMM MMM MMM Since 1942 Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Could Use A Little Sexual Harassment Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Could Use A Little Sexual Harassment Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I love hot moms Patch

I love hot moms Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Route 69 Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

Route 69 Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Bootylicious Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bootylicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You Are No 1 Middle Finger Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Are No 1 Middle Finger Patch

2.5x3.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Caution Slippery When Wet Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Caution Slippery When Wet Patch

3x2.25 inch as low as $2.50
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My Inner Child Is A Mean Little Fucker Patch

My Inner Child Is A Mean Little Fucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Strangers Have The Best Candy Patch

Strangers Have The Best Candy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sunshine And Fuckin Rainbows Patch

Sunshine and Fuckin Rainbows Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Some Will Never Like And I Will Never Give A Fuck Patch

Some Will Never Like and I Will Never Give A Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Spank Me I've Been A Bad Girl Patch | Embroidered Patches

Spank Me I've Been A Bad Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Can't Be Good All The Time Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Can't Be Good All The Time Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Body By Bacon Funny Patch

Body By Bacon Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Save a Lollipop Suck a Dick Patch

Save a Lollipop Suck a Dick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Show Your Tits Patch

Show Your Tits Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Some People Ride The Crazy Train I drive that Motherfucker Patch

Some People Ride The Crazy Train I drive that Motherfucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Grab Em By The Pussy Trump Patch

Grab Em By The Pussy Trump Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x3.3 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Be An Asshole Don't Text and Drive Patch

Don't Be An Asshole Don't Text and Drive Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Bad Girls Deserve a Good Licking Patch

Bad Girls Deserve a Good Licking Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Confident My Last Words will Be, Are you Fucking Kidding Me Patch

I'm Confident My Last Words will Be, Are you Fucking Kidding Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch

Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck Biden and Fuck You for Voting for Him Patch

Fuck Biden and Fuck You for Voting for Him Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I've Been Doing Cowboy Shit All Day Patch

I've Been Doing Cowboy Shit All Day Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'll Cut a Bitch Iron on Patch

I'll Cut a Bitch Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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May Not Be Mrs. Right Patch

May Not Be Mrs. Right But I'll Fuck You Till She Shows Up Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Paybacks Are A Motherfucker Patch

Paybacks Are A Motherfucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Penny For Your Thoughts Patch | Embroidered Patches

Penny For Your Thoughts Dollar for the Panties Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Ay Yo What the Fuck Patch

Ay Yo What the Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sex Instructor Patch

Sex Instructor Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fresh Out Of Fucks To Give Patch

Fresh Out Of Fucks To Give Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Noone Owes You a Fucking Thing Patch

Noone Owes You a Fucking Thing Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Duck my Sick Patch

Duck my Sick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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No Fox Given Funny Patch

No Fox Given Funny Patch

3.3x4 inch
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