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Saying Patches About Yourself

Sorted out our funny patches that have the words I or I'm. These expressions state something about yourself. You can sew or iron them on to your clothing. This group has patches that are supposed to tell the reader something about you. They are not designed to call the reader to do something, we have plenty of those too, just under a different category.

I Plan to Live Forever so Far So Good Patch

I Plan to Live Forever so Far So Good Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I can burn bridges because I know how to fucking swim patch

I can burn bridges because I know how to fucking swim patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'll Shoot a Bitch Iron on Patch

I'll Shoot a Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I told you I was sick Patch

I told you I was sick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Love The Sound You Make When You Shut The Fuck Up Patch

I Love The Sound You Make When You Shut The Fuck Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Don't Know Shit About Fuck Patch

I Don't Know Shit About Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Love How Stupid You Are Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love How Stupid You Are Makes me Feeling Like a Fucking Genius Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised Patch

In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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DILLIGAF Patch | Embroidered Patches

DILLIGAF Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2.50
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I'm Your Huckleberry Patch

I'm Your Huckleberry Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Am My Brothers Keeper Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Am My Brothers Keeper Patch

4x1.5 inch +6 colors as low as $2.50
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I Stand For The Flag And Kneel for The Cross Patch

I Stand For The Flag And Kneel for The Cross Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Am Who I Am Your Approval Is Not Needed Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Am Who I Am Your Approval Is Not Needed Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sometimes I look Back at my Life and I'm Seriously Impressed I am Still Alive Patch

Sometimes I look Back at my Life and I'm Seriously Impressed I am Still Alive Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Warning I will More than Likely Offend You at Some Point Patch

Warning I will More than Likely Offend You at Some Point Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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These Are My Church Clothes Patch | Embroidered Patches

These Are My Church Clothes Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Zero Fucks Given Patch

Zero Fucks Given Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Dilligaf Patch In Red | Embroidered Patches

Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Gay but My Boyfriend Is Patch

I'm Not Gay but My Boyfriend Is Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Your Huckleberry Pistols Patch

I'm Your Huckleberry Pistols Iron on Novelty Patch

3x3 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Menace to Serenity Patch

Menace to Serenity Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Other Toy Has Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Other Toy Has Tits Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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I Am My Brother's Keeper Patch In Red | US Military Veteran Patches

I Am My Brother's Keeper Patch

4x1.5 inch +6 colors as low as $2.50
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Don't Scare me I Poop Easily Patch

Don't Scare me I Poop Easily Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Am A Veteran National Defense Ribbon Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

I Am A Veteran My Oath Of Enlistment Has No Expiration Date Patch with National Defense Ribbon

4x2 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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I Used To Have Super Powers But My Therapist Took Them Away Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Used To Have Super Powers But My Therapist Took Them Away Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Blessed Iron on Patch

Blessed Iron on Christian Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Thousands of My Potential Children Died on Your Daughter's Face Last Night Patch

Thousands of My Potential Children Died on Your Daughter's Face Last Night Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Warning Protected by more Bikers than You want to Piss Off Patch

Warning Protected by more Bikers than You want to Piss Off Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Genuine Asshole Made In USA Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Genuine Asshole Made In USA Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $2.50
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I Love Zombies Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love Zombies Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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This is My Clone Patch

This is My Clone Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Sorry For Calling You Stupid I Thought You Already Knew Patch

I'm Sorry For Calling You Stupid I Thought You Already Knew Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm A Biker GrandPa Just Like A Normal Grandpa Except Much Cooler Patch

I'm A Biker GrandPa Just Like A Normal Grandpa Except Much Cooler Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Give me Vodka or Give Me Death Patch

Give me Vodka or Give Me Death Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Dad is Better Than Your Dad Patch

My Dad is Better Than Your Dad Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I am a Huge Fan of Inappropriate Behavior Patch

I am a Huge Fan of Inappropriate Behavior Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Kenny Fuckin G Patch

Kenny Fuckin G Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Straight Outta Fucks To Give Patch

Straight Outta Fucks To Give Patch

3.5x2.2 inch as low as $2.50
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Lonely Patch

Lonely Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Warning I Have Issues Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning I Have Issues Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I will not comply Patch

I will not comply Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You Say I'm A Bitch Like It's A Bad Thing Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Say I'm A Bitch Like It's A Bad Thing Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Spank Me The Only Way I Learn Patch | Embroidered Patches

Spank Me The Only Way I Learn Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I see no Good Reason to Act my Age Patch

I see no Good Reason to Act my Age Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Long in the Balls Short in the Brains Patch

Long in the Balls Short in the Brains Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Veteran Bottom Rocker With Flags Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Veteran Patch

4x11 inch +2 size as low as $4
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I Am My Sister's Keeper Patch In Black And White | Embroidered Patches

I Am My Sister's Keeper Patch

4x1.5 inch +7 colors as low as $2.50
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I'm Loving It Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Loving It Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $2.50
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I Would Rather Be Tried By 12 Than Carried By 6 Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Would Rather Be Tried By 12 Than Carried By 6 Patch

3.25x1.75 inch +2 colors as low as $2.50
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All I Care About Is My Motorcycle And Maybe Like Three Other People Patch

All I Care About Is My Motorcycle and Maybe Like Three Other People Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Like My Bike Clean And Women Dirty Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Like My Bike Clean and Women Dirty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Married my Best Friend My Wife is Pissed Patch

I Married my Best Friend My Wife is Pissed Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Am My Sisters Keeper Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Am My Sisters Keeper Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch +7 colors as low as $2.50
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Don't Follow Me I'm Lost Too Patch

Don't Follow Me I'm Lost Too Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Some Need Therapy I Have My Motorcycle Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some Need Therapy I Have My Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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I'm Not A Nerd I'm Just Smarter Than You Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not A Nerd I'm Just Smarter Than You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Fluent In English And Sarcasm Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Fluent In English and Sarcasm Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Disabled Veteran Patch With US Flags | US Military Veteran Patches

Disabled Veteran Patch with American Flag Tips

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Awesome Don't Question It Deal With It Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Awesome Don't Question It Deal With It Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Boobies Make Me Smile Patch | Embroidered Patches

Boobies Make Me Smile Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Drinking Anymore Not Drinking Any Less Either Patch In Red

I'm Not Drinking Anymore Not Drinking Any Less Either Funny Iron on Patch In Red

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Suffering From CRS Can't Remember Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches

Suffering From CRS Can't Remember Shit Patch

4x1.75 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Mother Nature Makes me Wet Patch

Mother Nature Makes me Wet Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Love Boobies Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love Boobies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I only regret that I have but one Life to Give for My Country Patch

I only regret that I have but one Life to Give for My Country Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Support Single Moms Funny Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Support Single Moms Funny Biker Naughty Iron on Patch

3x2.25 inch as low as $2.50
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If you Jingle my Bells I'll give you a White Christmas Patch

If you Jingle my Bells I'll give you a White Christmas Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Am My Sister's Keeper Patch In Red | US Military Veteran Patches

I Am My Sister's Keeper Patch In Red

4x1.5 inch +7 colors as low as $2.50
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Vietnam Vet Patch White Rocker | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

Vietnam Vet Patch White Rocker

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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To All Our Troops I Thank You Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

To All Our Troops I Thank You Patriotic Iron on Patch Rectangular

3.5x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Military Veteran And I Vote Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

I'm a Vet and I Vote Patch for Hats

3x3 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Here To Fuck Shit Up Patch

I'm Here To Fuck Shit Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Armed and Ready to Defend Myself Patch

Armed and Ready to Defend Myself Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Throw Me to the Wolves and I'll Return Leading the Pack Patch

Throw Me to the Wolves and I'll Return Leading the Pack Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I May Need Men For Somethings But Riding A Motorcycle Is Not One Of Them Patch With Pink

I May Need Men For Somethings But Riding A Motorcycle Is Not One Of Them Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Yes Please Patch

Yes Please Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Your Huckleberry Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

I'm Your Huckleberry Iron on Morale Patch

4.5x2.4 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm A Biker Grandma Just Like A Normal Grandma Except Much Cooler Patch

I'm A Biker Grandma Just Like A Normal Grandma Except Much Cooler Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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They can have my Gun When they Pry it from my Cold Dead Fingers Patch

They can have my Gun When they Pry it from my Cold Dead Fingers Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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