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Saying Patches About Yourself

Sorted out our funny patches that have the words I or I'm. These expressions state something about yourself. You can sew or iron them on to your clothing. This group has patches that are supposed to tell the reader something about you. They are not designed to call the reader to do something, we have plenty of those too, just under a different category.

My Give A Damn Is Busted Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Give A Damn Is Busted Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I'm No Cactus Expert Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm No Cactus Expert Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Patriot Rocker Patch With US Flag | US Military Veteran Patches

Patriot Rocker Iron on Patch With US Flag

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I Love My Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Wife Iron on Morale Patch

2.75x2.25 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I Love My Crazy Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Crazy Wife Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Hopeless Romantic Looking For Filthy Whore Patch

Hopeless Romantic Looking For Filthy Whore Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
I Have ADD A Delicious Dick Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Have ADD A Delicious Dick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Made In USA With Irish Parts Patch | Embroidered Patches

Made In USA With Irish Parts Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Work Sucks I'm Going Riding Patch

Work Sucks I'm Going Riding Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I'm Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I Don't Have An Anger Problem You Have A Pissing Me Off Problem Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Have An Anger Problem You Have A Pissing Me Off Problem Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Thin Blue Line Proud Wife Patch For Law Enforcement | Embroidered Patches

Thin Blue Line Proud Wife Patch For Law Enforcement

3x2.7 inch +1 colors as low as $1.25
$2.50
I Can Read Your Mind You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself Patch

I Can Read Your Mind You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
100 Percent For Jesus Patch

100 Percent For Jesus Christian Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I Would Rather Be An Honest Asshole Than A Fucking Liar Patch

I Would Rather Be An Honest Asshole Than A Fucking Liar Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
I Don't Have A Short Temper I Just Have A Quick Reaction To Bullshit Patch

I Don't Have A Short Temper I Just Have A Quick Reaction To Bullshit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I didn't serve this country for you to tell me I should be politically correct Patch

I didn't serve this country for you to tell me I should be politically correct Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I'm The God Fearing Gun Toting Flag Waving Conservative You Were Warned About Patch

I'm The God Fearing Gun Toting Flag Waving Conservative You Were Warned About Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I Don't Snore I dream i'm a Motorcycle Patch

I Don't Snore I dream I'm a Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I've Had My Patience Tested I'm Negative Patch

I've Had My Patience Tested I'm Negative Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I always Carry a Little Crazy With Me You Never Know When It's Going to Come in Handy Patch

I always Carry a Little Crazy With Me You Never Know When It's Going to Come in Handy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Broken Bones Club Member Patch

Broken Bones Club Member Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I know God will not Give me Anything I cannot Handle. I just Wish He Didn't Trust me So Much Patch

I know God will not Give me Anything I cannot Handle. I just Wish He Didn't Trust me So Much Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I tried to Stop Cursing But I Cunt Patch

I tried to Stop Cursing But I Cunt Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
50 Percent Single Patch

50 Percent Single Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
If I had Balls They Would be Bigger Than Yours Patch

If I had Balls They Would be Bigger Than Yours Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
If you Jingle my Bells I'll give you a White Christmas Patch

If you Jingle my Bells I'll give you a White Christmas Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Sometimes I wonder if My Bike is Thinking About Me Patch

Sometimes I wonder if My Bike is Thinking About Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Keep It Simple I'm Kinda Stoned Patch

Keep It Simple I'm Kinda Stoned Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I'm The Guy with the Gun Patch

I'm The Guy with the Gun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I've Seen Some Shit Patch

I've Seen Some Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I've Been Doing Cowboy Shit All Day Patch

I've Been Doing Cowboy Shit All Day Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I Would Totally Survive in a Horror Movie Patch

I Would Totally Survive in a Horror Movie Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I've Been Doing Biker Shit All Day Patch

I've Been Doing Biker Shit All Day Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Fuck Y'All I'm From Texas Patch

Fuck Y'All I'm From Texas Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I Didn't Fall Off I Ride My Own Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Didn't Fall Off I Ride My Own Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Don't Let My Big Dick Scare You Patch

Don't Let My Big Dick Scare You I'm Really a Nice Person Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Screw Housework Let's Ride Patch | Embroidered Patches

Screw Housework Let's Ride Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Sometimes It Takes A Tankful Of Fuel To Think Straight Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sometimes It Takes A Tankful Of Fuel To Think Straight Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
I Shaved My Balls For This Patch

I Shaved My Balls For This Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
If My Wife Would Let Me Patch

If My Wife Would Let Me Ride Her as much as I ride my motorcycle, I'd be home right now Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Warning Frequent Blond Moments Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning This Chick Has Frequent Blonde Moments Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50
Condom And Volunteer Trick Patch | Embroidered Patches

For my Next Trick I need a Condom and Volunteer Trick Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
I Don't Suffer From Insanity I Actually Enjoy It Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Suffer From Insanity I Actually Enjoy It Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
I Got This Patch For My Wife Awesome Trade | Embroidered Patches

I Got This Patch For My Wife Was an Awesome Trade Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I Love JC Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love JC Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1
$2.50
I Will Not Remember Any Of This Patch | Embroidered Drinking Patches

I Will Not Remember Any Of This Naughty Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Not A Single Fuck Shall Be Given Today Patch

Not A Single Fuck Shall Be Given Today Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I'm Delicious Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Delicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
When Guns Are Outlawed I'll Be An Outlaw Patch | Embroidered Patches

When Guns Are Outlawed I'll Be An Outlaw Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I Did Nothing Today And Still Got Paid Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Did Nothing Today and Still Got Paid Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
I Am A Veteran My Oath Of Enlistment Patch In Desert Sand | Embroidered Patches

I Am A Veteran My Oath Of Enlistment Has No Expiration Date Patch

4x2 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
$2.50
I Know Right From Wrong Wrong Is The Fun One Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Know Right From Wrong Wrong Is The Fun One Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
US Veteran I Did And Others Didn't Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

US Veteran It's Not Like I can and Others Can't It's that I did and Others Didn't Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I'm Not Fat I'm Overstuffed With Awesomeness Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Fat I'm Overstuffed With Awesomeness Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Area 51 Tour Guide Patch Alien Head

Area 51 Tour Guide Funny Iron on Patch Alien Head

3x3 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50
I'm One Hot Flash Away From Kicking Someone's Ass Patch

I'm One Hot Flash Away From Kicking Someone's Ass Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Yes I Bite But I've Had My Shots Patch

Yes I Bite But I've Had My Shots Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Slightly Used But Still in Excellent Condition Patch

Slightly Used But Still in Excellent Condition Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Throw Me to the Wolves and I'll Return Leading the Pack Patch

Throw Me to the Wolves and I'll Return Leading the Pack Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Don't Scare me I Poop Easily Patch

Don't Scare me I Poop Easily Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
They can have my Gun When they Pry it from my Cold Dead Fingers Patch

They can have my Gun When they Pry it from my Cold Dead Fingers Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch

Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Sorry I'm Late I didn't want to come funny patch

Sorry I'm Late I didn't want to come Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I'm not Super into Giving a shit Patch

I'm not Super into Giving a shit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I'm Like 106% Tired Patch

I'm Like 106% Tired Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I Smell Hippies Patch

I Smell Hippies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I'll Bring the Shovel Iron on Patch

I'll Bring the Shovel Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I don't Work Here Iron on Patch

I don't Work Here Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I told you I was sick Patch

I told you I was sick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
I Know I Know License And Registration Biker Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Know I Know License and Registration Patch

4x1.75 inch +1 colors as low as $1.25
$2.50
I Wasn't There But I Still Care Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

I Wasn't There But I Still Care Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Let Go Of My Ears I Know What I'm Doing Patch | Embroidered Patches

Let Go Of My Ears I Know What I'm Doing Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Hate To Work Love To Ride Patch

Hate To Work Love To Ride Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Instant Asshole Add Beer Patch

Instant Asshole Just Add Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1
$2.50
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