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Black White Funny Sayings as Iron on Patches for Jackets and Hats

Iron on Funny Saying Patches Embroidered in White letters over Black Fabric. Most measure 4x1.5 inches but we do have other sizes as well

Boner Donor Patch

Boner Donor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Never Waste a Boner Patch

Never Waste a Boner Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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IV XX Patch 420 Pot Symbol

IV XX Patch 420 Pot Symbol

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Sorry my Weed is So Loud I can't Hear Your Bullshit Patch

I'm Sorry my Weed is So Loud I can't Hear Your Bullshit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Give me Vodka or Give Me Death Patch

Give me Vodka or Give Me Death Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If you Jingle my Bells I'll give you a White Christmas Patch

If you Jingle my Bells I'll give you a White Christmas Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Your hole is my Goal Patch

Your hole is my Goal Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Dad is Better Than Your Dad Patch

My Dad is Better Than Your Dad Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Space Cadet Patch

Space Cadet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Husband Thinks I'm Crazy, But I'm not the one who Married Me Patch

My Husband Thinks I'm Crazy, But I'm not the one who Married Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Retired Drug Dealer Patch

Retired Drug Dealer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Artificial Stupidity Patch

Artificial Stupidity Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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My Favorite Childhood Memory is My Back Not Hurting Patch

My Favorite Childhood Memory is My Back Not Hurting Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hellbound Patch

Hellbound Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Heaven Sent Patch

Heaven Sent Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If Found Dead Delete my Browser History Patch

If Found Dead Delete my Browser History Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Nosey Little Fucker Aren't You Patch

Nosey Little Fucker Aren't You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Play Stupid Games Win Stupid Prizes Patch

Play Stupid Games Win Stupid Prizes Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Rub Some Dirt On It, Everything Stops Bleeding Eventually Patch

Rub Some Dirt On It, Everything Stops Bleeding Eventually Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Googled my Symptoms Turns Out I just Need to Go Riding Patch

I Googled my Symptoms Turns Out I just Need to Go Riding Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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When Life throws you a curve, Lean into it, Pick your line and keep your weight over the outside Peg Patch

When Life throws you a curve, Lean into it, Pick your line and keep your weight over the outside Peg Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Bullet With Your Name On It Patch

Bullet With Your Name On It Military Morale Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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Eagles Don't Fly with Pigeons Patch

Eagles Don't Fly with Pigeons Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm On Bike Ride Away from a Good Mood Patch

I'm One Bike Ride Away from a Good Mood Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Sometimes I wonder if My Bike is Thinking About Me Patch

Sometimes I wonder if My Bike is Thinking About Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Let's Pretend I Give a Shit and Leave it at That Patch

Let's Pretend I Give a Shit and Leave it at That Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Talk Shit Spit Blood Patch

Talk Shit Spit Blood Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Just Want to go Riding and Ignore all My Adult Problems Patch

I Just Want to go Riding and Ignore all My Adult Problems Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Does My Bike Make My Ass Look Fast Patch

Does My Bike Make My Ass Look Fast Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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What Scares you Excites Me Patch

What Scares you Excites Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You are About to earn your I just got my Ass Kicked Patch

You are About to earn your I just got my Ass Kicked Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Time Flies when you are having Rum Patch

Time Flies when you are having Rum Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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How about Less Talk and a Little More Shut the Fuck Up Patch

How about Less Talk and a Little More Shut the Fuck Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Repent so the Preacher Won't Have to Lie at your Funeral Patch

Repent so the Preacher Won't Have to Lie at your Funeral Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'll be Naughty to you If You Talk Dirty to Me Patch

I'll be Naughty to you If You Talk Dirty to Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Why Yes I am Sexy Patch

Why Yes I am Sexy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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It's not the Journey It's How Fast you can take the Curves Patch

It's not the Journey It's How Fast you can take the Curves Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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For Entertainment Purposes Only Patch

For Entertainment Purposes Only Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Be Stupid Patch

Don't Be Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Bikers have more Fun than People Patch

Bikers have more Fun than People Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Keep it Up I need Another Felony Conviction Patch

Keep it Up I need Another Felony Conviction Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If I agreed with You We would Both be Wrong Patch

If I agreed with You We would Both be Wrong Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Problem with Common Sense is that most people are Morons Patch

Problem with Common Sense is that most people are Morons Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I would Say go to Hell but then I would See you Everyday Patch

I would Say go to Hell but then I would See you Everyday Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Did I say that Out Loud Patch

Did I say that Out Loud Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Without Assholes We Would All be Full of Shit Patch

Without Assholes We Would All be Full of Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Out Of Order Patch

Out Of Order Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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1st Rule of Gun Safety Don't Piss Me Off Patch

1st Rule of Gun Safety Don't Piss Me Off Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I survive entirely on Caffeine and Hate Patch

I survive entirely on Caffeine and Hate Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You can't fix stupid you can only hope to survive the symptoms Patch

You can't fix stupid you can only hope to survive the symptoms Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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You're Doing it Wrong Patch

You're Doing it Wrong Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Free Handmade Black Eyes Patch

Free Handmade Black Eyes Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Dirty Little Freak Patch

Dirty Little Freak Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Spank me Hard Fuck me Harder Patch

Spank me Hard Fuck me Harder Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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A back Rub, Few Shots and Some Great Sex would Be Great Patch

A back Rub, Few Shots and Some Great Sex would Be Great Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Lead me not into Temptation I know the Way Patch

Lead me not into Temptation I know the Way Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Nobody Cares About Hurting Your Feelings Patch

Nobody Cares About Hurting Your Feelings Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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No Uptight Honkeys Patch

No Uptight Honkeys Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Stupid Oughta Hurt Patch

Stupid Oughta Hurt Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Body by Burritos Patch

Body by Burritos Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I'm The Guy with the Gun Patch

I'm The Guy with the Gun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Come to the Dark Side We Have Munchies Patch

Come to the Dark Side We Have Munchies Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Just Want to Feel Wanted By Someone Other Than the Police Patch

I Just Want to Feel Wanted By Someone Other Than the Police Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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It's Okay if You Don't Like me Not Everyone Has Good Taste Patch

It's Okay if You Don't Like me Not Everyone Has Good Taste Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Where your Off Button Patch

Where your Off Button Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Professional Booby Massager Patch

Professional Booby Massager Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Asshole Customer Patch

Asshole Customer Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I Don't Go Crazy I am Crazy I just go normal from time to time Patch

I Don't Go Crazy I am Crazy I just go normal from time to time Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Smile It Looks Good on You Patch

Smile It Looks Good on You Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If You are too Open Minded Your Brains Will Fall Out Patch

If You are too Open Minded Your Brains Will Fall Out Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Trust Gets You Killed Love Gets you Hurt Being Real gets you Hated Patch

Trust Gets You Killed Love Gets you Hurt Being Real gets you Hated Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You Can Kiss My Rebel Ass Patch

You Can Kiss My Rebel Ass Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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It's a Big Shit Sandwich and We all have to take a Bite Patch

It's a Big Shit Sandwich and We all have to take a Bite Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Never Trust a Fart Patch

Never Trust a Fart Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Karen Patch

Karen Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Satisfaction Guaranteed Patch

Satisfaction Guaranteed Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Support Your Local Fuck Buddy Patch

Support Your Local Fuck Buddy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I have no feeling or emotions, Just Sarcasm Patch

I have no feeling or emotions, Just Sarcasm Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Just here for the Drinks Patch

Just here for the Drinks Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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FIDO Fuck it drive on Military Patch

FIDO Fuck it drive on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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