Funny Sayings

Hakuna Matata Funny Iron on Patch

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All You Need is Love And a Dog Morale Patch

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Daddy Cares Patch

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Save a Rooster Ride My Cock Patch

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Mommy Cares Patch

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You've Got to be odd to be Number 1 Patch

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See You on The Other Side Biker Patch

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Gone Crazy Be Back Soon Funny Iron on Patch

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Waterboarding It's How We Baptize the Terrorists Patch

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Obedience School Drop Out Patch

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The Resistance Patch

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My Blood Type is Biker Positive Patch

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I don't Work out much But My Beard Lifts Skirts Patch

I don't Work out much But My Beard Lifts Skirts Funny Iron on Patch

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Why Be Rude When You can Be Nude Funny Iron on Patch

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Yeah They're Fake The Real Ones Tried to Kill me Breast Cancer Patch

Yeah They're Fake The Real Ones Tried to Kill me Patch

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Ice Mocha a Lot of Weed Funny Iron on Patch

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I live to Offend Funny Iron on Patch

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I survived Probation Funny Iron on Patch

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Just So You Know I don't Mind Going Back to Prison Patch

Just So You Know I don't Mind Going Back to Prison Funny Iron on Patch

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Do My Nipples Offend You Patch

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Team USA Drinking Team Funny Iron on Patch

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I support Boobies and The Research To Save Them Patch

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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot WTF Patch

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Up and Dressed What More Do you Want Patch

Up and Dressed What More Do you Want Funny Iron on Patch

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I Drink Beer Like a Fat Kid Eats Cake Patch

I Drink Beer Like a Fat Kid Eats Cake Funny Iron on Patch

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Don't Know Don't Care Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Kind of a Big Deal Funny Iron on Patch

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Dream Big Work Hard Stay Humble Patch

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Never Tell me the Odds Patch

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I'm Republican Because We Can't All Be on Welfare Patch

I'm Republican Because We Can't All Be on Welfare Patriotic Iron on Patch

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I tried to Stop Cursing But I Cunt Patch

I tried to Stop Cursing But I Cunt Naughty Iron on Patch

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Menace to Sobriety Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Not Gay but My Boyfriend Is Funny Iron on Patch

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50 Percent Single Funny Iron on Patch

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My Whole Life is an Elaborate Plot to Find Weed Patch

My Whole Life is an Elaborate Plot to Find Weed Funny Iron on Patch

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Never Waste a Boner Patch

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If you Jingle my Bells I'll give you a White Christmas Patch

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My Dad Can Kick Your Dad's Ass Funny Iron on Patch

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Space Cadet Patch

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Down with Panties Naughty Iron on Patch

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Retired Drug Dealer Funny Iron on Patch

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How you doin Keep it movin Patch

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My Stomach is Flat, The L is just Silent Patch

My Stomach is Flat, The L is just Silent Funny Iron on Patch

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My Favorite Childhood Memory is My Back Not Hurting Patch

My Favorite Childhood Memory is My Back Not Hurting Funny Iron on Patch

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Live Fast and Die Young So You Can Look Good in your Grave Patch

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Malnourished Patch

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Heaven Sent Patch

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If Found Dead Delete my Browser History Patch

If Found Dead Delete my Browser History Funny Iron on Patch

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Nosey Little Fucker Aren't You Funny Iron on Patch

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Play Stupid Games Win Stupid Prizes Patch

Play Stupid Games Win Stupid Prizes Funny Iron on Patch

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I Googled my Symptoms Turns Out I just Need to Go Riding Patch

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Sorry I'm Late I Got Here as Soon as I Wanted to Patch

Sorry I'm Late I Got Here as Soon as I Wanted to Funny Iron on Patch

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If It Works Don't Fix It Funny Biker Saying Patch

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Some People are Just Beautifully Wrapped Boxes of Shit Patch

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Bullet With Your Name On It Military Morale Patch

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Eagles Don't Fly with Pigeons Patch

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I'm On Bike Ride Away from a Good Mood Patch

I'm One Bike Ride Away from a Good Mood Patch

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Sometimes I wonder if My Bike is Thinking About Me Patch

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Let's Pretend I Give a Shit and Leave it at That Patch

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What Scares you Excites Me Patch

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No Uptight Honkeys Funny Iron on Patch

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You are About to earn your I just got my Ass Kicked Patch

You are About to earn your I just got my Ass Kicked Funny Iron on Patch

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Time Flies when you are having Rum Patch

Time Flies when you are having Rum Funny Iron on Patch

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How about Less Talk and a Little More Shut the Fuck Up Patch

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I'll be Naughty to you If You Talk Dirty to Me Patch

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Absence Makes the Heart Fondle Other People Patch

Absence Makes the Heart Fondle Other People Naughty Patch

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Bikers have more Fun than People Patch

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Beauty is Only a Light Switch Away Patch

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If I agreed with You We would Both be Wrong Patch

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God Created Men, Sam Colt Made them Equal Patch

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Nothing is Foolproof to a Sufficiently Talented Fool Patch

Nothing is Foolproof to a Sufficiently Talented Fool Funny Iron on Patch

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I would Say go to Hell but then I would See you Everyday Patch

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Out Of Order Patch

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1st Rule of Gun Safety Don't Piss Me Off Patch

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I survive entirely on Caffeine and Hate Patch

I survive entirely on Caffeine and Hate Funny Iron on Patch

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You can't fix stupid you can only hope to survive the symptoms Patch

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You're Doing it Wrong Patch

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Spank me Hard Fuck me Harder Patch

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A back Rub, Few Shots and Some Great Sex would Be Great Patch

A back Rub, Few Shots and Some Great Sex would Be Great Funny Patch

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Nobody Cares About Hurting Your Feelings Patch

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