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Funny Biker Saying Patches for your Leather Riding Jackets

Collection of funny saying patches for our Biker customers. Find hilariously funny sayings to sew on your leather jacket here at TheCheapPlace. We are a small family company selling quality Biker Patches. You can view our main Biker Patches category for more awesome Biker Patch designs. You can also iron on these saying patches to denim material.

I Googled my Symptoms Turns Out I just Need to Go Riding Patch

I Googled my Symptoms Turns Out I just Need to Go Riding Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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God Guns And Guts Made America Let's Keep All Three Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

God Guns and Guts Made America Let's Keep All Three Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Tiki Totem Iron on Patch

Tiki Totem Iron on Patch

3.5x3 inch as low as $2.50
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Not All those Who Wander are Lost But I AM Iron on Patch

Not All those Who Wander are Lost But I am Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Didn't Fall Off I Ride My Own Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Didn't Fall Off I Ride My Own Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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If You Can Read This You Are Too Damn Close Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Can Read This You Are Too Damn Close Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch

4x1.25 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Sex Instructor First Lesson Free Patch

Sex Instructor First Lesson Free Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Remember When Sex Was Safe Motorcycle Were Dangerous Patch

Remember When Sex Was Safe Motorcycle Were Dangerous Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Keep Honking I'm Reloading Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

Keep Honking I'm Reloading Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Bearded Sugar skull Small Iron on Patch

Sugar Skull with Mustache and Beard Patch

3.1x4.5 inch +1 size as low as $2.50
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Cigar Vulture Large Back Patch

Vulture on Bones with Cigar Patch

7.6x10 inch +1 size as low as $10
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Property Of An Awesome Husband Patch | Embroidered Patches

Property Of An Awesome Husband Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Only A Bitch Like Me Could Love A Bastard Like Him Patch

Only A Bitch Like Me Could Love A Bastard Like Him Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sugar Skull Spades Small Patch

Sugar Skull Patch

2.9x4 inch as low as $2.50
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See You on The Other Side Patch

See You on The Other Side Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Blood Type is Biker Positive Patch

My Blood Type is Biker Positive Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Yeah They're Fake The Real Ones Tried to Kill me Breast Cancer Patch

Yeah They're Fake The Real Ones Tried to Kill me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Biker Demon Speeding Patch

Devil Biker riding Motorcycle with Flames Patch

3.25x2.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I support Boobies and The Research To Save Them Patch

I support Boobies and The Research To Save Them Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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What Scares you Excites Me Patch

What Scares you Excites Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Bikers have more Fun than People Patch

Bikers have more Fun than People Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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About to Void the Warranty Patch

About to Void the Warranty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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The Idea is to Die Young as Late as Possible Patch

The Idea is to Die Young as Late as Possible Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Pure Evil Iron on Patch

Pure Evil Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Duck on Board Bike Iron on Patch

Duck on Board Bike Patch

2.5x3 inch as low as $2.50
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Fat Biker Motorcycle Patch Embroidered

Fat Biker on Motorcycle Patch

3x2.63 inch as low as $2.50
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Warning I void warranties Patch

Warning I void warranties Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fat Biker Patch

Fat Biker Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Sometimes It Takes A Tankful Of Fuel To Think Straight Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sometimes It Takes A Tankful Of Fuel To Think Straight Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Have ADD A Delicious Dick Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Have ADD A Delicious Dick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Asphalt Angel Patch | Embroidered Patches

Asphalt Angel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Ride Hard Or Stay Home Black White Patch

Ride Hard or Stay Home Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fake Bikers Have An Image To Maintain Patch | Embroidered Patches

Fake Bikers Have An Image To Maintain Real Bikers Just Don't Give a Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Mess With Bikers They Don't Just Look Crazy Patch

Don't Mess With Bikers They Don't Just Look Crazy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Small Wolf Patch | Embroidered Patches

Wolf Patch for Jackets

3.5x4 inch +1 size as low as $2.50
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Size Does Matter Patch

Size Does Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Rule Number One Never Touch my Motorcycle Patch

Rule Number One Never Touch my Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Warning Sexual Harassment to This Body Will Not be Reported It will be Graded Patch

Warning Sexual Harassment to This Body Will Not be Reported It will be Graded Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Keep it Up I need Another Felony Conviction Patch

Keep it Up I need Another Felony Conviction Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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FIDO Fuck it drive on Military Patch

FIDO Fuck it drive on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Stomp My Flag And I'll Stomp Your Ass Patch

Stomp My Flag and I'll Stomp Your Ass Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Can You Shift Gears Or You Stuck On Stupid Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Can You Shift Gears or You Stuck On Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Love The Sound You Make When You Shut The Fuck Up Patch

I Love The Sound You Make When You Shut The Fuck Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Assman Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Assman Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Pug Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

Pug Life Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Get On Grab Tight And Don't Talk Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Get On Grab Tight and Don't Talk Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Honk If you've never seen a gun fired from a motorcycle Red Patch

Honk If you've never seen a gun fired from a motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Never Tell me the Odds Patch

Never Tell me the Odds Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Motorcycho Patch

Motorcycho Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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This Ain't My Fucking Jacket Patch

This Ain't My Fucking Jacket Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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2 Percent Of Harleys Made It Home Funny Biker Patch

98 Percent of Harleys Sold are Still On The Road Only 2 Percent Of Harleys Made It Home Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Yeah It's Fast No You Can't Ride It Patch

Yeah It's Fast No You Can't Ride It Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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Danger Is Inevitable Fear Is Optional Patch

Danger Is Inevitable Fear Is Optional Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fat Boy Patch | Embroidered Patches

Fat Boy Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me Patch

Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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No Fat Chicks The Fender Will Bend Patch

No Fat Chicks The Fender Will Bend Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm On Bike Ride Away from a Good Mood Patch

I'm One Bike Ride Away from a Good Mood Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Crashing Sucks Patch | Embroidered Patches

Crashing Sucks Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Free Handmade Black Eyes Patch

Free Handmade Black Eyes Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Ain't A Road High Enough for me to take Patch

Ain't A Road High Enough for me to take Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Preacher Skull Large Patch

Preacher Skull Tall Hat Patch

8.5x12 inch +1 size as low as $12.50
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This Ain't My Fucking Vest Patch

This Ain't My Fucking Vest Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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This Ain't My Fucking Hat Patch

This Ain't My Fucking Hat Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Baby Duck Biker Iron on Patch

Baby Duck Biker Patch

2.38x3 inch as low as $2.50
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Sunshine On Chrome The Best Alarm Clock Patch

Sunshine On Chrome The Best Alarm Clock Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Lick Me Til I Scream Patch

Lick Me Til I Scream Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Medium Speed Some Drag Patch

Medium Speed Some Drag Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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It's not the Journey It's How Fast you can take the Curves Patch

It's not the Journey It's How Fast you can take the Curves Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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What's the Sitch Patch

What's the Sitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Goat on Bike Patch

Goat on Bike Patch

2.3x4 inch as low as $2.50
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Cigar Gorilla Patch with Skull Headwrap

Cigar Smoking Gorilla Patch with Skull Headwrap

3.5x4.4 inch +1 size as low as $3
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Hard Tight And Fast The Only Way To Ride Patch

Hard Tight and Fast The Only Way To Ride Patch

4x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Forget The Bullshit All About 2 Wheels Patch

Forget The Bullshit All About 2 Wheels and a Motor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If It Works Don't Fix It Patch

If It Works Don't Fix It Funny Biker Saying Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Pirate Sword Skull Patch | Embroidered Patches

Pirate Sword Skull Patch

3x2.25 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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When Life throws you a curve, Lean into it, Pick your line and keep your weight over the outside Peg Patch

When Life throws you a curve, Lean into it, Pick your line and keep your weight over the outside Peg Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Every Saint Has A Past Every Sinner Has A Future Patch

Every Saint Has A Past Every Sinner Has A Future Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hell Yes I'm Drunk I'm no Stunt Driver Patch

Hell Yes I'm Drunk I'm no Stunt Driver Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You're Doing it Wrong Patch

You're Doing it Wrong Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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