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Black White Funny Sayings as Iron on Patches for Jackets and Hats

Iron on Funny Saying Patches Embroidered in White letters over Black Fabric. Most measure 4x1.5 inches but we do have other sizes as well

Don't Steal Government Hates Competition Patch

Don't Steal Government Hates Competition Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Give A Rats Ass Patch

I Don't Give A Rats Ass Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Stupid People Piss Me Off Patch

Stupid People Piss Me Off Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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When They Come For Your Guns Give Them Your Bullets Patch | Embroidered Patches

When They Come For Your Guns Give Them Your Bullets Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Yeah It's Dangerous Thats Why I Like It Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yeah It's Dangerous Thats Why I Like It Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Hate Me Cause I'm Beautiful Patch

Don't Hate Me Cause I'm Beautiful Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Pet The Sweaty Stuff Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Sweat The Petty Stuff Pet The Sweaty Stuff Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Need Sex Government Fucks Me Daily Patch

I Don't Need Sex Government Fucks Me Daily Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Shaved My Balls For This Patch

I Shaved My Balls For This Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If My Wife Would Let Me Patch

If My Wife Would Let Me Ride Her as much as I ride my motorcycle, I'd be home right now Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Rehab Is For Quitters Patch | Funny Quote Phrase Saying Patches

Rehab Is For Quitters Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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The Man The Legend Patch | Embroidered Patches

The Man The Legend Patch

1.5x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love How Stupid You Are Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love How Stupid You Are Makes me Feeling Like a Fucking Genius Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Give A Damn Is Busted Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Give A Damn Is Busted Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Get Drunk I Get Awesome Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Get Drunk I Get Awesome Funny Saying Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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All Grown Up And Still Fascinated About Nipples Patch

All Grown Up and Still Fascinated About Nipples Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Come To The Dark Side Have Milk And Cookies Patch | Embroidered Patches

Come To The Dark Side We Have Milk and Cookies Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Despite The Look On My Face Patch | Embroidered Patches

Despite The Look On My Face You're Still Talking Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuggetaboutit Patch

Fuggetaboutit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Suffer From Insanity I Actually Enjoy It Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Suffer From Insanity I Actually Enjoy It Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If You Don't Want A Sarcastic Answer Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Don't Want A Sarcastic Answer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm A Virgin But This Patch Is Old

I'm A Virgin But This Patch Is Old

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm No Cactus Expert Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm No Cactus Expert Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Long Day Need A Hug That Turns To Sex Patch | Embroidered Patches

Long Day Need A Hug That Turns To Sex Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Motorcycles Helping Ugly People Have Sex Patch | Embroidered Patches

Motorcycles Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1903 Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Paddle Faster I Hear Banjo Music Patch | Embroidered Patches

Paddle Faster I Hear Banjo Music Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Plenty Of Room For All Gods Creatures Patch

Plenty Of Room For All Gods Creatures Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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You Look Like I Need Another Drink Patch

You Look Like I Need Another Drink Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Do Not Arrest This Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

Do Not Arrest This Person Funny Iron on Patch

3.25x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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As Useless As A Nun With Big Tits Funny Patch

Your As Useless As A Nun With Big Tits Funny Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'll Act My Age When I'm 69 Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'll Act My Age When I'm 69 Funny Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Confused As A Kid In Ghetto Patch

I'm Confused As A Kid In Ghetto on Father's Day Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Middle Finger Gets A Boner Patch

My Middle Finger Gets A Boner Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Milf Patch | Embroidered Patches

Milf Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Yolo Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yolo Iron on Morale Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Some People Need A High Five Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some People Need A High Five Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sorry For Being So Fucking Sexy Patch

Sorry For Being So Fucking Sexy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Didn't Do It Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Didn't Do It Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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I Will Not Remember Any Of This Patch | Embroidered Drinking Patches

I Will Not Remember Any Of This Naughty Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Old Coots On Scoots Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Old Coots On Scoots Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Stranger With Benefits Patch | Embroidered Patches

Stranger With Benefits Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Therapy Is Expensive Beer Is Cheap Patch

Therapy Is Expensive Beer Is Cheap Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Parents Said So I Became An Asshole Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Parents Said So I Became An Asshole Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Wife And Gun Til Death Do US Part Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Wife and Gun Til Death Do US Part Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Are You Into Casual Sex Or Should I Dress Up Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Are You Into Casual Sex or Should I Dress Up Funny Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Relationship Advice Patch

Relationship Advice Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Why Yes That Is A Gun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Why Yes That Is A Gun In My Pocket and No I'm Not Excited To See You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Here I Am Other 2 Wishes Patch | Embroidered Patches

Here I Am Other 2 Wishes Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
To Save Time Let's Assume I'm Always Right Patch | Embroidered Patches

To Save Time Let's Assume I'm Always Right Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Trophy Husband Patch | Embroidered Patches

Trophy Husband Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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You Can't Scare Me I've Got Daughters Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Can't Scare Me I've Got Daughters Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Life Is Hard It's Harder If You'Re Stupid Patch

Life Is Hard It's Harder If You'Re Stupid Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Ain't Nobody Got Time For That Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ain't Nobody Got Time For That Funny Saying Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Assman Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Assman Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Breastman Patch

Breastman Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Congratulations On Your Ability To Make Drama Out Of Nothing Patch | Embroidered Patches

Congratulations On Your Ability To Make Drama Out Of Nothing Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Made Some Mistakes I Wish I Could Do Again Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Made Some Mistakes I Wish I Could Do Again Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Not A Role Model Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Not A Role Model Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Reality Continues To Ruin My Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

Reality Continues To Ruin My Life Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Sorry Sarcasm Just Falls Out Of My Mouth Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sorry Sarcasm Just Falls Out Of My Mouth Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Retired Go Around Me Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

I'm Retired Go Around Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Bad Example Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bad Example Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Brains And Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches

Brains and Tits Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hang Up And Drive Black White Patch | Embroidered Patches

Hang Up and Drive Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Have Enough Middle Fingers To Show You How I Feel Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Have Enough Middle Fingers To Show You How I Feel Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Special Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Special Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
If You Are Not Living On The Edge You Are Taking Up Too Much Space Patch

If You Are Not Living On The Edge You Are Taking Up Too Much Space Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Welcome To The Dark Side We Lied About The Cookies Patch | Embroidered Patches

Welcome To The Dark Side We Lied About The Cookies Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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You Are Proof That God Has A Sense Of Humor Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Are Proof That God Has A Sense Of Humor Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Hate Me Because I Sin Differently Than You Patch

Don't Hate Me Because I Sin Differently Than You Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Danger Is Inevitable Fear Is Optional Patch

Danger Is Inevitable Fear Is Optional Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Fish Fuck It Shit Happens Patch

Fish Fuck It Shit Happens Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Delicious Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Delicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
If You Are Agitated Or Confused My Job Here Is Done Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Are Agitated or Confused My Job Here Is Done Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Hopeless Romantic Looking For Filthy Whore Patch

Hopeless Romantic Looking For Filthy Whore Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Shit Happens When You Party Naked Patch

Shit Happens When You Party Naked Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Still Hot It Just Comes In Flashes Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Still Hot It Just Comes In Flashes Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Life Is Short Break Some Rules Patch | Embroidered Patches

Life Is Short Break Some Rules Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
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