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One Liner, Two Liner Funny Saying Patches 

We carry many different saying patches, some have long phrases others are short and sweet to the point. You'll find all our one or two liner funny short sayings in this category. You can also browse our Short Sayings patches to find more sayings that are not necessarily funny.

Sweetheart Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sweetheart Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Fat Boy Patch | Embroidered Patches

Fat Boy Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Wicked Patch

Wicked Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Whatever Patch

Whatever Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Kick Ass Girl Patch | Embroidered Patches

Kick Ass Girl Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Psycho Bitch Magnet Patch | Embroidered Patches

Psycho Bitch Magnet Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Ride Hard Or Stay Home Black White Patch

Ride Hard or Stay Home Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Warning Sex Addict Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Sex Addict Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Just Divorced Patch | Embroidered Patches

Just Divorced Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Naughty Girl Patch | Embroidered Patches

Naughty Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Certified INSANE Patch | Embroidered Patches

Certified INSANE Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Biker In Training Patch

Biker In Training Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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HMFIC Head Mother Fucker In Charge Patch | Embroidered Patches

HMFIC Patch

3x1 inch as low as $2.50
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I Beat Anorexia Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Beat Anorexia Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
Ride Naked Patch

Ride Naked Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Original Gangsta Patch

Original Gangsta Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Lol Patch | Embroidered Patches

Lol Funny Iron on Patch

2.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Politically Incorrect Patch

Politically Incorrect Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hashtag No Filter Patch

Hashtag No Filter Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Body By Bacon Funny Patch

Body By Bacon Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Size Does Matter Patch

Size Does Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Black Bikes Matter Patch

Black Bikes Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Show Your Tits Patch

Show Your Tits Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Drunk Wives Matter Patch

Drunk Wives Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Loud Pipes Save Lives Biker Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

4x1.75 inch +2 colors as low as $2.50
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Classy Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patch

Classy Bitch Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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These Are My Church Clothes Patch | Embroidered Patches

These Are My Church Clothes Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Just The Tip Bullet Patch

Just The Tip Bullet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50% #2 in Military Patches
Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker Patch

Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Spoiled Patch | Embroidered Patches

Spoiled Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50% #5 in Ladies Patches
My Other Toy Has Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Other Toy Has Tits Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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420 Club Member Funny Stoner Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

420 Club Member Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch | Embroidered Patches

Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Crazy Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

Crazy Bitch Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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I Love Boobies Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love Boobies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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High Maintenance Patch | Embroidered Patches

High Maintenance Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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1 Percent Angel 99 Percent Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

1 Percent Angel 99 Percent Bitch Patch

3.75x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
It Is What It Is Patch | Embroidered Patches

It Is What It Is Patch

3.5x1 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Puff Puff Pass Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

Puff Puff Pass Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
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