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Funny Wise Saying Patches for your Jacket

You'll get a lot of wise advice from some of our Saying Patches. In this collection you'll find funny phrases filled with wisdom and common sense. You may also be interested in our main Wisdom patches category that have more wise sayings that might not necessarily be funny. This collection focuses on Funny and Wise Sayings. You can Sew or iron on all these patches to your clothing.

The Path To Inner Peace Begins with Four Words Not My Fucking Problem Patch

The Path To Inner Peace Begins with Four Words Not My Fucking Problem Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Guns Don't Kill People Dad's With Pretty Daughters Do Patch | Embroidered Patches

Guns Don't Kill People Dad's With Pretty Daughters Do Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Come Crappy Leave Happy Patch

Come Crappy Leave Happy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Caution Slippery When Wet Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Caution Slippery When Wet Patch

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Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Red Patch

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2.50
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Ride it Like You Stole It Red Patch

Ride it Like You Stole It Patch

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Size Does Matter Patch

Size Does Matter Patch

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Time Flies when you are having Rum Patch

Time Flies when you are having Rum Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Loyal Chicks Come With A Smart Ass Mouth And A Crazy Ass Attitude Patch | Embroidered Patches

Loyal Chicks Come With A Smart Ass Mouth and A Crazy Ass Attitude Patch

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If Government is the Answer It was a Stupid Question Patch

If Government is the Answer It was a Stupid Question Funny Iron on Patch

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Hear No Shit Speak No Shit Say No Shit Patch

Hear No Shit Speak No Shit Say No Shit Iron on Novelty Patch

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Don't Stop Riding Because You Get Old Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Don't Stop Riding Because You Get Old, You Get Old Because You Stop Riding Patch

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Rub Some Dirt On It, Everything Stops Bleeding Eventually Patch

Rub Some Dirt On It, Everything Stops Bleeding Eventually Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Absence Makes the Heart Fondle Other People Patch

Absence Makes the Heart Fondle Other People Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Sure You Can Trust The Government Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sure You Can Trust The Government Just ask an Indian Iron on Patch

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Beauty is Only a Light Switch Away Patch

Beauty is Only a Light Switch Away Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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WTF Patch | Embroidered Patches

WTF Patch

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God Created Men, Sam Colt Made them Equal Patch

God Created Men, Sam Colt Made them Equal Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Live Laugh Love And If That Doesn't Work Load Aim And Fire Patch

Live Laugh Love and If That Doesn't Work Load Aim and Fire Funny Iron on Patch

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To Be Old and Wise You must First be Young and Stupid Patch

To Be Old and Wise You must First be Young and Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Nobody Cares About Hurting Your Feelings Patch

Nobody Cares About Hurting Your Feelings Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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3 Can Keep A Secret If 2 Are Dead Patch | Embroidered Patches

3 Can Keep A Secret If 2 Are Dead Patch

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Don't Be a Douche Patch

Don't Be a Douche Patch

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You're Never Lost On A Motorcycle Patch | Embroidered Patches

You're Never Lost On A Motorcycle Patch

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Same Shit Different Asshole Patch

Same Shit Different Asshole Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Prayer The Ultimate Wireless Connection Patch

Prayer The Ultimate Wireless Connection Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Beer Me Patch

Beer Me Funny Iron on Patch

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It's a Big Shit Sandwich and We all have to take a Bite Patch

It's a Big Shit Sandwich and We all have to take a Bite Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Free Hugs Patch | Embroidered Patches

Free Hugs Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Some People Need A Pat On The Head With A Hammer Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some People Need A Pat On The Head With A Hammer Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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When In Doubt Throttle It Out Patch | Embroidered Patches

When In Doubt Throttle It Out Patch

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Without Assholes We Would All be Full of Shit Patch

Without Assholes We Would All be Full of Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Bearded Men Make Everything Better and Wetter Patch

Bearded Men Make Everything Better and Wetter Patch

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Talk Shit Spit Blood Patch

Talk Shit Spit Blood Patch

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Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch In Gray And Black | Embroidered Biker Patches

Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

3x2.75 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Waterboarding It's How We Baptize the Terrorists Patch

Waterboarding It's How We Baptize the Terrorists Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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To Ride Or Not To Ride That's A Stupid Question Biker Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

To Ride or Not To Ride That's A Stupid Question Patch

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It's not the Journey It's How Fast you can take the Curves Patch

It's not the Journey It's How Fast you can take the Curves Patch

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Full Throttle Til You See God Then Brake Patch | Embroidered Patches

Full Throttle Til You See God Then Brake Patch

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Don't Be Stupid Patch

Don't Be Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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