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Funny Wise Saying Patches for your Jacket

You'll get a lot of wise advice from some of our Saying Patches. In this collection you'll find funny phrases filled with wisdom and common sense. You may also be interested in our main Wisdom patches category that have more wise sayings that might not necessarily be funny. This collection focuses on Funny and Wise Sayings. You can Sew or iron on all these patches to your clothing.

If I agreed with You We would Both be Wrong Patch

If I agreed with You We would Both be Wrong Patch

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Fish Fuck It Shit Happens Patch

Fish Fuck It Shit Happens Naughty Iron on Patch

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Growing Old Is Inevitable Growing Up Is Optional Patch | Embroidered Patches

Growing Old Is Inevitable Growing Up Is Optional Funny Iron on Patch

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Don't Bro Me If You Don't Know Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Bro Me If You Don't Know Me Funny Iron on Patch

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If You Don't Want A Sarcastic Answer Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Don't Want A Sarcastic Answer Funny Iron on Patch

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It's A Beautiful Day Now Watch Some Asshole Fuck It Up Patch

It's A Beautiful Day Now Watch Some Asshole Fuck It Up Patch

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BOHICA Patch - Bend Over Here It Comes Again | US Marine Corps Military Veteran Patches

BOHICA Patch

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What You See Is What You Get Patch | Embroidered Patches

What You See Is What You Get Funny Iron on Patch

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All Bikers Are Assholes, Except Me Patch

All Bikers Are Assholes, Except Me Patch

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God is Great Beer is Good People Are Crazy Patch

God is Great Beer is Good People Are Crazy Funny Iron on Patch

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US VETERAN We Can Still Kick Ass Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

US VETERAN Don't Let the Gray Hair Fool You We Can Still Kick Ass Patch

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If It Has Tits Or Wheels Sooner Or Later It Will Let You Down Patch

If It Has Tits or Wheels Sooner or Later It Will Let You Down Patch

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Weird is a side effect of Being Awesome Patch

Weird is a side effect of Being Awesome Patch

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Fuck It Before It Fucks You Patch

Fuck It Before It Fucks You Patch

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Ain't Limping Aint Shit Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ain't Limping Aint Shit Patch

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When Life throws you a curve, Lean into it, Pick your line and keep your weight over the outside Peg Patch

When Life throws you a curve, Lean into it, Pick your line and keep your weight over the outside Peg Patch

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15 Grand 15 Miles Doesn't Make You A Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

15 Grand 15 Miles Doesn't Make You A Biker Patch

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Honk If You Love Jesus Text If You Want To Meet Him Patch | Embroidered Patches

Honk If You Love Jesus Text If You Want To Meet Him Patch

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Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Patch | Embroidered Patches

Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Funny Iron on Patch

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If It's too Loud You are Too Old Patch

If It's too Loud You are Too Old Patch

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Blame it on the Whiskey Patch

Blame it on the Whiskey Funny Iron on Patch

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Biker Boys Make Good Toys Patch | Embroidered Patches

Biker Boys Make Good Toys Patch

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You Can't Buy Happiness But You Can Buy A Bike And That's Close Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Can't Buy Happiness But You Can Buy A Bike and That's Close Patch

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No Fat Chicks The Fender Will Bend Patch

No Fat Chicks The Fender Will Bend Patch

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Shit Happens Black White Patch | Embroidered Patches

Shit Happens Patch

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Never Laugh at your Wife's Choices You are one of them Patch

Never Laugh at your Wife's Choices You are one of them Funny Iron on Patch

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Live Fast and Die Young So You Can Look Good in your Grave Patch

Live Fast and Die Young So You Can Look Good in your Grave Patch

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Gun In Hand Better Than Cop On Phone Patch | Embroidered Patches

Gun In Hand Better is Better Than Cop On Phone Patch

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Beer Is Food Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Beer Is Food Funny Patch

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Silence Is Golden Duck Tape Is Silver Patch | Embroidered Patches

Silence Is Golden Duct Tape Is Silver Funny Iron on Patch

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Some People Are Only Alive Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some People Are Only Alive Funny Iron on Patch

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Latina Rules Patch | Embroidered Patches

Latina Rules Funny Iron on Patch

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Ride Hard Or Stay Home Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

Ride Hard or Stay Home Patch

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2 Percent Of Harleys Made It Home Funny Biker Patch

98 Percent of Harleys Sold are Still On The Road Only 2 Percent Of Harleys Made It Home Patch

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The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Patch

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Patch

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Nothing Like a Woman with a Brilliant Mind a Filthy Mouth and a Tight Pussy Patch

Nothing Like a Woman with a Brilliant Mind a Filthy Mouth and a Tight Pussy Patch

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Do Not Expect Warning Shot Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Due To the Price Increase on Ammunition Do Not Expect Warning Shot Patch

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Don't Steal Government Hates Competition Patch

Don't Steal Government Hates Competition Funny Iron on Patch

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Motorcycles Helping Ugly People Have Sex Patch | Embroidered Patches

Motorcycles Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1903 Patch

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Mean People Suck Nice People Swallow Patch

Mean People Suck Nice People Swallow Patch

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Valley Of The Shadow Of Death Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Valley Of The Shadow Of Death Patch

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It's Okay To Stare Patch

It's Okay To Stare Funny Iron on Patch

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Last Thing I Want Is To Hurt You Patch | Embroidered Patches

Last Thing I Want Is To Hurt You Funny Iron on Patch

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Game Over Marriage Patch | Embroidered Patches

Game Over Marriage Funny Iron on Patch

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Danger Is Inevitable Fear Is Optional Patch

Danger Is Inevitable Fear Is Optional Patch

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Put On Your Big Girl Panties And Deal With It Patch | Embroidered Patches

Put On Your Big Girl Panties and Deal With It Funny Iron on Patch

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Relationship Advice Patch

Relationship Advice Funny Iron on Patch

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Paddle Faster I Hear Banjo Music Patch | Embroidered Patches

Paddle Faster I Hear Banjo Music Funny Iron on Patch

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Cell Phones And Cars Are Deadlier Than My Guns And Bullets Patch | Embroidered Patches

Cell Phones and Cars Are Deadlier Than My Guns and Bullets Patch

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Life Is Hard It's Harder If You'Re Stupid Patch

Life Is Hard It's Harder If You'Re Stupid Patch

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Sarcasm Because Beating Up People Is Illegal Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sarcasm! Because Apparently Beating The Shit out of People Is Illegal Patch

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Ride Naked Patch

Ride Naked Patch

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Remember When Sex Was Safe Motorcycle Were Dangerous Patch

Remember When Sex Was Safe Motorcycle Were Dangerous Patch

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Bacon Beer Boobs Patch

Bacon Beer Boobs Funny Iron on Patch

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4 19 Got A Minute Funny Stoner Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

4 19 Got A Minute Funny Stoner Patch

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357 Beats 911 Patch | Embroidered Patches

357 Beats 911 Patch

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Respect Is Earned Beatings Are Free Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Respect Is Earned Beatings Are Free Funny Patch

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Beautiful Intelligent Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

Beautiful Intelligent Truthful Charming Horny Bitch Naughty Patch

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Can't Start Drinking All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning Patch | Embroidered Patches

Can't Start Drinking All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning Funny Iron on Patch

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It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere Funny Patch

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Dont Let Fear And Common Sense Hold You Back Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Let Fear and Common Sense Hold You Back Funny Iron on Patch

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Fake Bikers Have An Image To Maintain Patch | Embroidered Patches

Fake Bikers Have An Image To Maintain Real Bikers Just Don't Give a Shit Patch

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Ride Hard Or Stay Home Black White Patch

Ride Hard or Stay Home Patch

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Biker Rules Always Double Tap Patch

Biker Rules Always Double Tap Patch

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Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch

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Keep on Keeping On Patch

Keep on Keeping On Patch

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How about Less Talk and a Little More Shut the Fuck Up Patch

How about Less Talk and a Little More Shut the Fuck Up Patch

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Whoop Dee Fuckin Do Patch

Whoop Dee Fuckin Do Patch

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Get On Grab Tight And Don't Talk Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Get On Grab Tight and Don't Talk Patch

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Marilize Legajuana Funny Pot Smokers Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

Marilize Legajuana Patch

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Duct Tape Doesn't Fix Stupidity It Muffles The Sound Fun Patch

Duct Tape Doesn't Fix Stupidity It Muffles The Sound Fun Funny Iron on Patch

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Happy Spouse Happy House Patch

Happy Spouse Happy House Patch

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Another Fine Day Ruined By Responsibility Patch | Embroidered Patches

Another Fine Day Ruined By Responsibility Funny Iron on Patch

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Let's Roll Patch | Embroidered Patches

Let's Roll Iron on Fun Patch

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Piss Off We Are Full Patch | Embroidered Patches

Piss Off We Are Full Patch

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Don't Mess With Bikers They Don't Just Look Crazy Patch

Don't Mess With Bikers They Don't Just Look Crazy Patch

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Sometimes I Wrestle With My Inner Demons Other Times We Just Hug And Eat CheeseCake Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sometimes I Wrestle With My Inner Demons Other Times We Just Hug and Eat Cheesecake Patch

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The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Running Out Of Beer Patch | Embroidered Patches

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Running Out Of Beer Funny Iron on Patch

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Bikes Mark Their Territory Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bikes Don't Leak Oil They Mark Their Territory Patch

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Stupid Oughta Hurt Patch

Stupid Oughta Hurt Funny Iron on Patch

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