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Funny Wise Saying Patches for your Jacket

You'll get a lot of wise advice from some of our Saying Patches. In this collection you'll find funny phrases filled with wisdom and common sense. You may also be interested in our main Wisdom patches category that have more wise sayings that might not necessarily be funny. This collection focuses on Funny and Wise Sayings. You can Sew or iron on all these patches to your clothing.

Too Loud Too Bad Patch | Embroidered Patches

Too Loud Too Bad Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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When They Come For Your Guns Give Them Your Bullets Patch | Embroidered Patches

When They Come For Your Guns Give Them Your Bullets Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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Horn Broken Watch For Finger Patch | Embroidered Patches

Horn Broken Watch For Finger Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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If Guns Cause Crimes Pencils Misspell Words Patch | Embroidered Patches

If Guns Cause Crimes Pencils Cause Misspelled Words Patch

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If You Don't Ride In The Rain You Don't Ride Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Don't Ride In The Rain You Don't Ride Patch

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Thicker the Thighs Sweeter the Prize Patch

Thicker the Thighs Sweeter the Prize Patch

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Don't Hate Me Because I Sin Differently Than You Patch

Don't Hate Me Because I Sin Differently Than You Iron on Morale Patch

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Puff Puff Pass Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

Puff Puff Pass Funny Iron on Patch

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Support Your Local Paramedic Patch | Embroidered Patches

Support Your Local Paramedic Text and Drive Patch

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Save a Lollipop Suck a Dick Patch

Save a Lollipop Suck a Dick Patch

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Heard Nothing Saw Nothing Said Nothing Patch

Heard Nothing Saw Nothing Said Nothing Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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It Only Seems Kinky The First Time Patch | Embroidered Patches

It Only Seems Kinky The First Time Patch

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Most Important Things in Life Just Require a Deep Breath and a Long Ride with Friends Patch

Most Important Things in Life Just Require a Deep Breath and a Long Ride with Friends Patch

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Relax Nothing Is Under Control Patch

Relax Nothing Is Under Control Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Be An Organ Donor Give Your Heart To Jesus Patch For The Faithfull | Embroidered Patches

Be An Organ Donor Give Your Heart To Jesus Christian Patch

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I Think You Would Drive Better With That Phone Shoved Up Your Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Think You Would Drive Better With That Phone Shoved Up Your Ass Iron on Funny Patch

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When Life Gets Complicated GO RIDING Patch | Embroidered Patches

When Life Gets Complicated GO RIDING Patch

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Duct Tape Since 1942 Patch | Embroidered Patches

Duct Tape Turning NO NO NO into MMM MMM MMM Since 1942 Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Good Vibes Only Patch

Good Vibes Only Iron on Morale Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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If You Obey All The Rules You'll Miss All The Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Obey All The Rules You'll Miss All The Fun Funny Iron on Patch

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Good Girls Are Bad Girls That Never Get Caught Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Good Girls Are Bad Girls That Never Get Caught Patch

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Party Is Not Over Till You Smile For The Mugshot Patch | Embroidered Patches

Party Is Not Over Till You Smile For The Mugshot Funny Iron on Patch

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Warning: This Vet Is Medicated For Your Protection Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Warning: This Vet Is Medicated For Your Protection Patch

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Contrary To Popular Belief Nobody Owes You Anything Patch

Contrary To Popular Belief Nobody Owes You Anything Iron on Morale Patch

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Strangers Have The Best Candy Patch

Strangers Have The Best Candy Patch

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Whoever Said Less Is More Clearly Wasn't A Whiskey Drinker Patch

Whoever Said Less Is More Clearly Wasn't A Whiskey Drinker Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Guns Have Two Enemies Patch | Embroidered Patches

Guns Have Two Enemies Rust and Liberals Patch

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In Order to Be Insulted I would gave to Value your Opinion Patch

In Order to Be Insulted I would gave to Value your Opinion Iron on Morale Patch

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Only Bikers Understand Dogs Patch | Embroidered Patches

Only A Biker Understands Why Dogs Like To Stick Their Heads Out Of Car Windows Patch

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Inhale the Good Shit Exhale The Bullshit Patch

Inhale the Good Shit Exhale The Bullshit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Caution Does Not Play Well With Others Patch | Embroidered Patches

Caution Does Not Play Well With Others Funny Iron on Patch

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Never Take Advice From Me You'll End Up Drunk Patch

Never Take Advice From Me You'll End Up Drunk Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Ride It Like You Stole It Funny Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ride It Like You Stole It Patch

4x1.75 inch +2 colors as low as $2.50
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Famous Last Words WATCH THIS Patch | Embroidered Patches

Famous Last Words WATCH THIS Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Let me apologize in advance for my behavior Tonight Patch

Let me apologize in advance for my behavior Tonight Patch

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A Friend with Weed is a Friend indeed Patch

A Friend with Weed is a Friend indeed Funny Iron on Patch

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Power Flows From the Barrel of a Gun Patch

Power Flows From the Barrel of a Gun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Patch

Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Never Waste a Boner Patch

Never Waste a Boner Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Happy Wife Happy Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

Happy Wife Happy Life Funny Iron on Patch

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