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Funny Wise Saying Patches for your Jacket

You'll get a lot of wise advice from some of our Saying Patches. In this collection you'll find funny phrases filled with wisdom and common sense. You may also be interested in our main Wisdom patches category that have more wise sayings that might not necessarily be funny. This collection focuses on Funny and Wise Sayings. You can Sew or iron on all these patches to your clothing.

Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch | Embroidered Patches

Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Just Trump It Patch

Just Trump It Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Biker Prayer Patch

Biker Prayer Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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God Guns And Guts Made America Let's Keep All Three Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

God Guns and Guts Made America Let's Keep All Three Patch

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A Cousin a Day keeps the Boredom Away Patch

A Cousin a Day keeps the Boredom Away Patch

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Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Patch | Embroidered Patches

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Patch

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Bad Decisions Make Good Stories Patch

Bad Decisions Make Good Stories Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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In Marriage you have two Choices Be Right or Be Happy Patch

In Marriage you have two Choices Be Right or Be Happy Funny Iron on Patch

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Warning I'm an asshole walk away if you don't want your feelings hurt patch

Warning I'm an asshole walk away if you don't want your feelings hurt Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Ohh Hell And Jesus Help me Holy Ghost Patch

Ohh Hell And Jesus Help me Holy Ghost Funny Iron on Patch

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Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Not My Problem Patch

Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Not My Problem Patch

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Nothing is Foolproof to a Sufficiently Talented Fool Patch

Nothing is Foolproof to a Sufficiently Talented Fool Funny Iron on Patch

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Black Bikes Matter Patch

Black Bikes Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Girlfriend's Husband is Overseas Fighting For Your Freedom Patch

My Girlfriend's Husband is Overseas Fighting For Your Freedom Funny Iron on Patch

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Crashing Sucks Patch | Embroidered Patches

Crashing Sucks Patch

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Relax God Is In Control Patch | Embroidered Patches

Relax God Is In Control Patch

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Ride No Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Follow Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ride No Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Follow Patch

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Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

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If I Had Known I Would Live This Long I Would've Taken Better Care Of My Body Patch

If I Had Known I Would Live This Long I Would've Taken Better Care Of My Body Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Life Begins at 60 Patch

Life Begins at 60 Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.99
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Bikers Don't Go Gray We Turn Chrome Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bikers Don't Go Gray We Turn Chrome Patch

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You Can't Have Manslaughter without Laughter Patch

You Can't Have Manslaughter without Laughter Funny Iron on Patch

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Every Saint Has A Past Every Sinner Has A Future Patch

Every Saint Has A Past Every Sinner Has A Future Patch

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Loud Pipes Save Lives Red Patch

Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

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God Created the World Everything Else is Made in China Patch

God Created the World Everything Else is Made in China Funny Iron on Patch

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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Funny Iron on Patch

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If You Can Read This You Are Too Damn Close Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Can Read This You Are Too Damn Close Patch

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If we are Going to go Socialist at least Give us Vodka Patch

If we are Going to go Socialist at least Give us Vodka Funny Iron on Patch

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You Can't Fix Stupid Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Can't Fix Stupid Patch

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A Group Of Mistakes Is Called Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

A Group Of Mistakes Is Called Life Funny Iron on Patch

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Freedom Has a Nice Right to It and a Bit of a Recoil Patch

Freedom Has a Nice Ring To It and a Bit of a Recoil Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Life's Good Patch | Embroidered Patches

Life's Good Iron on Morale Patch

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Respect The Beard Patch

Respect The Beard Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Forget The Bullshit All About 2 Wheels Patch

Forget The Bullshit All About 2 Wheels and a Motor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Don't Pick A Fight With An Old Man Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Don't Pick A Fight With An Old Man If He's Too Old to Fight He'll Just Kill You Patch

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Everyone Has An Asshole Friend If You Don't You Are The Asshole Patch

Everyone Has An Asshole Friend If You Don't You Are The Asshole Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Bad Choices Make Good Stories Patch

Bad Choices Make Good Stories Patch

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Medium Speed Some Drag Patch

Medium Speed Some Drag Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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ATF Should Be A Convenience Store Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

ATF, Alcohol Tobacco Firearms, Should Be A Convenience Store, Not a Government Agency Patch

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Therapy Is Expensive Beer Is Cheap Patch

Therapy Is Expensive Beer Is Cheap Iron on Morale Patch

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