Funny Wise Sayings

Horn Broken Watch For Finger Patch

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If Guns Cause Crimes Pencils Misspell Words Patch | Embroidered Patches

If Guns Cause Crimes Pencils Cause Misspelled Words Patch

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If You Don't Ride In The Rain You Don't Ride Patch

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Thicker the Thighs Sweeter the Prize Patch

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Don't Hate Me Because I Sin Differently Than You Patch

Don't Hate Me Because I Sin Differently Than You Iron on Morale Patch

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Puff Puff Pass Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

Puff Puff Pass Funny Iron on Patch

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Support Your Local Paramedic Patch | Embroidered Patches

Support Your Local Paramedic Text and Drive Patch

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Save a Lollipop Suck a Dick Patch

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It Only Seems Kinky The First Time Patch

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Most Important Things in Life Just Require a Deep Breath and a Long Ride with Friends Patch

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Relax Nothing Is Under Control Iron on Morale Patch

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Be An Organ Donor Give Your Heart To Jesus Patch For The Faithfull | Embroidered Patches

Be An Organ Donor Give Your Heart To Jesus Christian Patch

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When Life Gets Complicated GO RIDING Patch

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Duct Tape Since 1942 Patch | Embroidered Patches

Duct Tape Turning NO NO NO into MMM MMM MMM Since 1942 Patch

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Good Vibes Only Iron on Morale Patch

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If You Obey All The Rules You'll Miss All The Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Obey All The Rules You'll Miss All The Fun Funny Iron on Patch

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Good Girls Are Bad Girls That Never Get Caught Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Good Girls Are Bad Girls That Never Get Caught Patch

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Party Is Not Over Till You Smile For The Mugshot Patch | Embroidered Patches

Party Is Not Over Till You Smile For The Mugshot Funny Iron on Patch

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Warning: This Vet Is Medicated For Your Protection Patch

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Contrary To Popular Belief Nobody Owes You Anything Patch

Contrary To Popular Belief Nobody Owes You Anything Iron on Morale Patch

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Strangers Have The Best Candy Patch

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Whoever Said Less Is More Clearly Wasn't A Whiskey Drinker Patch

Whoever Said Less Is More Clearly Wasn't A Whiskey Drinker Funny Iron on Patch

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Guns Have Two Enemies Patch | Embroidered Patches

Guns Have Two Enemies Rust and Liberals Patch

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In Order to Be Insulted I would gave to Value your Opinion Patch

In Order to Be Insulted I would gave to Value your Opinion Iron on Morale Patch

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Only Bikers Understand Dogs Patch | Embroidered Patches

Only A Biker Understands Why Dogs Like To Stick Their Heads Out Of Car Windows Patch

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Inhale the Good Shit Exhale The Bullshit Patch

Inhale the Good Shit Exhale The Bullshit Funny Iron on Patch

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Caution Does Not Play Well With Others Patch | Embroidered Patches

Caution Does Not Play Well With Others Funny Iron on Patch

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Never Take Advice From Me You'll End Up Drunk Patch

Never Take Advice From Me You'll End Up Drunk Funny Iron on Patch

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Ride It Like You Stole It Funny Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ride It Like You Stole It Patch

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Famous Last Words WATCH THIS Patch

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Let me apologize in advance for my behavior Tonight Patch

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A Friend with Weed is a Friend indeed Patch

A Friend with Weed is a Friend indeed Funny Iron on Patch

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Power Flows From the Barrel of a Gun Patch

Power Flows From the Barrel of a Gun Funny Iron on Patch

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Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Patch

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Never Waste a Boner Patch

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Happy Wife Happy Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

Happy Wife Happy Life Funny Iron on Patch

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The Path To Inner Peace Begins with Four Words Not My Fucking Problem Patch

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Guns Don't Kill People Dad's With Pretty Daughters Do Patch

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Come Crappy Leave Happy Funny Iron on Patch

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Caution Slippery When Wet Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Caution Slippery When Wet Patch

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Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Red Patch

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Patch

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Ride it Like You Stole It Patch

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Size Does Matter Patch

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Time Flies when you are having Rum Patch

Time Flies when you are having Rum Funny Iron on Patch

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Loyal Chicks Come With A Smart Ass Mouth and A Crazy Ass Attitude Patch

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If Government is the Answer It was a Stupid Question Patch

If Government is the Answer It was a Stupid Question Funny Iron on Patch

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Hear No Shit Speak No Shit Say No Shit Patch

Hear No Shit Speak No Shit Say No Shit Iron on Novelty Patch

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Don't Stop Riding Because You Get Old Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Don't Stop Riding Because You Get Old, You Get Old Because You Stop Riding Patch

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Rub Some Dirt On It, Everything Stops Bleeding Eventually Patch

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Absence Makes the Heart Fondle Other People Patch

Absence Makes the Heart Fondle Other People Naughty Patch

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Sure You Can Trust The Government Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sure You Can Trust The Government Just ask an Indian Iron on Patch

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Beauty is Only a Light Switch Away Patch

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WTF Patch

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God Created Men, Sam Colt Made them Equal Patch

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Live Laugh Love And If That Doesn't Work Load Aim And Fire Patch

Live Laugh Love and If That Doesn't Work Load Aim and Fire Funny Iron on Patch

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To Be Old and Wise You must First be Young and Stupid Patch

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Nobody Cares About Hurting Your Feelings Patch

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3 Can Keep A Secret If 2 Are Dead Patch

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Don't Be a Douche Patch

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You're Never Lost On A Motorcycle Patch

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Same Shit Different Asshole Funny Iron on Patch

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Prayer The Ultimate Wireless Connection Patch

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Beer Me Funny Iron on Patch

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It's a Big Shit Sandwich and We all have to take a Bite Patch

It's a Big Shit Sandwich and We all have to take a Bite Funny Iron on Patch

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Free Hugs Naughty Iron on Patch

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Some People Need A Pat On The Head With A Hammer Patch

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When In Doubt Throttle It Out Patch

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Without Assholes We Would All be Full of Shit Patch

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Bearded Men Make Everything Better and Wetter Patch

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Talk Shit Spit Blood Patch

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Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

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Waterboarding It's How We Baptize the Terrorists Patch

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To Ride Or Not To Ride That's A Stupid Question Biker Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

To Ride or Not To Ride That's A Stupid Question Patch

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It's not the Journey It's How Fast you can take the Curves Patch

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Full Throttle Til You See God Then Brake Patch

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Don't Be Stupid Patch

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Ride It Like You Stole It Patch

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Paybacks Are A Motherfucker Patch

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If I agreed with You We would Both be Wrong Patch

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Do Not Pet Patch

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