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Funny Naughty Saying Patches

Find our very naughty saying patches. If it has a bad word in it or if it kick starts your dirty mind, you'll find those patches right here under our naughty and funny category. If you want to find more patches like these take a look at our main Naughty Patches category. This particular category here only focuses on the funny sayings.

Kiss Me Where it Smells Funny Patch

Kiss Me Where it Smells Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Just So You Know I don't Mind Going Back to Prison Patch

Just So You Know I don't Mind Going Back to Prison Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Mother Nature Makes me Wet Patch

Mother Nature Makes me Wet Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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If you can read this You are too fucking close Corona Virus Patch

If you can read this You are too fucking close Corona Virus Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.99
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Cuck Iron on Patch

Cuck Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If It Has Tits Or Wheels Sooner Or Later It Will Let You Down Patch

If It Has Tits or Wheels Sooner or Later It Will Let You Down Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.99
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I Only Ride This Way To Piss You Off Patch

I Only Ride This Way To Piss You Off Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.99
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Fast as Fuck Patch

Fast as Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Absence Makes the Heart Fondle Other People Patch

Absence Makes the Heart Fondle Other People Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Quarantine quitters of America Fuck Social Distancing Corona Virus Patch

Quarantine quitters of America Fuck Social Distancing Corona Virus Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.99
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Fuck you 2020 Iron on Patch

Fuck you 2020 Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Roofies Make My Pussy Soar Patch

Roofies Make My Pussy Soar Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I Didn't Come Here To Impress Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Didn't Come Here To Impress None of You Motherfuckers Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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That's What She Said Patch

That's What She Said Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Beard is the Only Hair that should be Between Your Legs Patch

My Beard is the Only Hair that should be Between Your Legs Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't tell me what to do unless you are Naked Patch

Don't tell me what to do unless you are Naked Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm not a Taxidermist but I'll Gladly Stuff your Beaver Patch

I'm not a Taxidermist but I'll Gladly Stuff your Beaver Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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The Real Pandemic is How Stupid Everyone is Iron on Patch

The Real Pandemic is How Stupid Everyone is Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck This Fuck That and Fuck You Too Patch

Fuck This Fuck That and Fuck You Too Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Long Day Need A Hug That Turns To Sex Patch | Embroidered Patches

Long Day Need A Hug That Turns To Sex Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Easily Distracted by Tits and Tacos Patch

Easily Distracted by Tits and Tacos Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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It's a Beard it's a Saddle Patch

It's a Beard it's a Saddle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Work Harder than an Ugly Stripper Patch

I Work Harder than an Ugly Stripper Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Parents Said So I Became An Asshole Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Parents Said So I Became An Asshole Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Like My Attitude Call 1 800 Eat Shit Patch

Don't Like My Attitude Call 1 800 Eat Shit Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck Your Feelings Patch

Fuck Your Feelings Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Classy Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patch

Classy Bitch Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Warning I will More than Likely Offend You at Some Point Patch

Warning I will More than Likely Offend You at Some Point Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Ass Gas Or Grass Nobody Rides Free Funny Biker Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ass Gas or Grass Nobody Rides Free Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Loving It Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Loving It Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Spank Me The Only Way I Learn Patch | Embroidered Patches

Spank Me The Only Way I Learn Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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420 Club Member Funny Stoner Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

420 Club Member Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Patch | Embroidered Patches

Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Smile If You're Not Wearing Panties Patch

Smile If You're Not Wearing Panties Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker Patch

Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Straight Outta Fucks To Give Patch

Straight Outta Fucks To Give Patch

3.5x2.2 inch as low as $2.50
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In the nicest possible way Fuck You Patch

In the nicest possible way Fuck You Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Genuine Asshole Made In USA Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Genuine Asshole Made In USA Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $2.50
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I Support Single Moms One Dollar at a Time Patch

I Support Single Moms One Dollar at a Time Naughty Iron on Patch

3x3 inch as low as $2.50
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I am a Huge Fan of Inappropriate Behavior Patch

I am a Huge Fan of Inappropriate Behavior Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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