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Funny Naughty Saying Patches

Find our very naughty saying patches. If it has a bad word in it or if it kick starts your dirty mind, you'll find those patches right here under our naughty and funny category. If you want to find more patches like these take a look at our main Naughty Patches category. This particular category here only focuses on the funny sayings.

Shit Happens Patch | Embroidered Patches

Shit Happens Patch

3.75x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Smart Ass White Boy Patch | Embroidered Patches

Smart Ass White Boy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Who Needs Tits With This Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

Who Needs Big Tits When You Got An Ass Like This Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Orgasm Donor Patch | Embroidered Patches

Orgasm Donor Patch

3x3 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Confused As Baby In Topless Bar Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm As Confused As Baby In Topless Bar Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sleeps Well With Others Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sleeps Well With Others Patch

3.25x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Lollipops To Cocks Patch | Embroidered Patches

Lollipops To Cocks Patch

3x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Sorry Im Allergic To Bullshit Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sorry Im Allergic To Bullshit Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Patch

Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Too Old For This Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Too Old For This Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Orgasm Donor Red Cross Patch

Orgasm Donor Medic Cross Patch

3x3 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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The Path To Inner Peace Begins with Four Words Not My Fucking Problem Patch

The Path To Inner Peace Begins with Four Words Not My Fucking Problem Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Bearded Men Make Everything Better and Wetter Patch

Bearded Men Make Everything Better and Wetter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Nipples Make Me Smile Patch

Nipples Make Me Smile Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Real Men Make Your Panties Wet Not Your Eyes Patch

Real Men Make Your Panties Wet Not Your Eyes Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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The Fuck Up Fairy Strikes Again Patch

The Fuck Up Fairy Strikes Again Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If I throw a Stick will you go away Patch

If I throw a Stick will you go away Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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VFW Veterans Fucked By Washington Patch

VFW Veterans Fucked By Washington Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck you Karen Iron on Patch

Fuck you Karen Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I gotto Stop Falling in Love with Whores Patch

I gotto Stop Falling in Love with Whores Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I've Seen Some Shit Patch

I've Seen Some Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Crazy Ass Bitch Patch

Crazy Ass Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Not Friendly Patch

Not Friendly Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Pineapple Patch

Pineapple Patch

2x3.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm a Bad Influence but Damn I'm Fun Iron on Patch

I'm a Bad Influence but Damn I'm Fun Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck You I Have Enough Friends Patch

Fuck You I Have Enough Friends Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Aint Mr. Right But I'll Fuck You Till He Shows Up Patch

I Aint Mr. Right But I'll Fuck You Till He Shows Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If You're Happy And You Know It Grab My Dick Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You're Happy and You Know It Grab My Dick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Scored High On My Drug Test Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

I Scored High On My Drug Test Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Snatch Kisses And Vice Versa Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Like to Snatch Kisses and Vice Versa Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Bad Motherfucker Patch

Bad Motherfucker Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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WTF Patch | Embroidered Patches

WTF Patch

2.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck U Finger Patch

Fuck U Finger Naughty Iron on Patch

2x3 inch as low as $2.50
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Designated Asshole Patch

Designated Asshole Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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100 Percent Total Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

100 Percent Total Bitch Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck It Before It Fucks You Patch

Fuck It Before It Fucks You Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Fuck Your Wife Patch

Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Fuck Your Wife Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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Fucking Fucktards Patch

Fucking Fucktards Naughty Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Dip Me In Honey Feed Me To Lesbians Patch

Dip Me In Honey Feed Me To Lesbians Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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