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One Liner, Two Liner Funny Saying Patches 

We carry many different saying patches, some have long phrases others are short and sweet to the point. You'll find all our one or two liner funny short sayings in this category. You can also browse our Short Sayings patches to find more sayings that are not necessarily funny.

White Trash Patch | Embroidered Patches

White Trash Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Warning Bombshell Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Bombshell Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Cracker Patch

Cracker Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Wood Spoon Survivor Patch

Wood Spoon Survivor Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
I'm Your Huckleberry Patch

I'm Your Huckleberry Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Boobie Monster Patch

Boobie Monster Funny Iron on Patch

4x4 inch as low as $3
$5.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
100 Percent Total Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

100 Percent Total Bitch Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Sexy Patch White Pink | Embroidered Patches

Sexy Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Bootylicious Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bootylicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Crashing Sucks Patch | Embroidered Patches

Crashing Sucks Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
IV XX Patch 420 Pot Symbol

IV XX Patch 420 Pot Symbol

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Shit Creek Survivor Patch | Embroidered Patches

Shit Creek Survivor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Space Cadet Patch

Space Cadet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Retired Drug Dealer Patch

Retired Drug Dealer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Hellbound Patch

Hellbound Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Heaven Sent Patch

Heaven Sent Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Bullet With Your Name On It Patch

Bullet With Your Name On It Military Morale Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Out Of Order Patch

Out Of Order Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Dirty Little Freak Patch

Dirty Little Freak Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
No Uptight Honkeys Patch

No Uptight Honkeys Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Stupid Oughta Hurt Patch

Stupid Oughta Hurt Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Body by Burritos Patch

Body by Burritos Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
Professional Booby Massager Patch

Professional Booby Massager Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Karen Patch

Karen Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
Free Range Iron on Patch

Free Range Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Beer Is Food Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Beer Is Food Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Big Bad Wolf Patch

Big Bad Wolf Funny Iron on Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
I Love Zombies Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love Zombies Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
Nerd Patch

Nerd Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Let's Accelerate Patch

Let's Accelerate Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
Gimp Patch

Gimp Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
Zombie Hunter Stripe Patch | Embroidered Patches

Zombie Hunter Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
Hashtag Summerbod Patch

Hashtag Summerbod Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Hashtag Doucebag Patch

Hashtag Doucebag Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
Sexy Mode On Patch

Sexy Mode ON OFF Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Peanut Patch

Peanut Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Totally Tubular Patch

Totally Tubular Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
I Got My Own Back Patch

I Got My Own Back Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Wannabe Lap Dog Patch

Wannabe Lap Dog Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Obedience School Drop Out Patch

Obedience School Drop Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
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