One Liner, Two Liner Funny Saying Patches 

We carry many different saying patches, some have long phrases others are short and sweet to the point. You'll find all our one or two liner funny short sayings in this category. You can also browse our Short Sayings patches to find more sayings that are not necessarily funny.

Hadouken Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Body under construction Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Hashtag Bad Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Little Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Fuck'em All Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Hakuna Matata Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

The Resistance Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Boner Donor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

333 Half Evil Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x2.5 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50

Big Papa Patch

3x0.75 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Fat Biker Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Traveling Freak Show Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50

Kiss My Ass Patch

3x2.25 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

The Man The Legend Patch

1.5x2.25 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50

SNAFU Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50

Angel Inside Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50

Devil Inside Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Fuggetaboutit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

BOHICA Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Milf Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Yolo Iron on Morale Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50

I Didn't Do It Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50

Old Coots On Scoots Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Stranger With Benefits Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Trophy Husband Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Assman Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Breastman Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Infidel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Asphalt Cowboy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Bad Example Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Brains and Tits Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

I'm Special Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50

I'm Delicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Let's Roll Iron on Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Evil Patch With Devil Horns

3x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Babe Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Sweetheart Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Fat Boy Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Wicked Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Whatever Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Kick Ass Girl Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Psycho Bitch Magnet Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Ride Hard or Stay Home Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Warning Sex Addict Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Just Divorced Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Naughty Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Certified INSANE Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Biker In Training Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50

HMFIC Patch

3x1 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

I Beat Anorexia Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Ride Naked Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Original Gangsta Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Lol Funny Iron on Patch

2.5x1.5 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50

Politically Incorrect Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Hashtag No Filter Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Body By Bacon Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Size Does Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Black Bikes Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Show Your Tits Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Drunk Wives Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

4x1.75 inch +2 colors as low as $1.25
$2.50 #3 in Biker Patches

Classy Bitch Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50

These Are My Church Clothes Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Just The Tip Bullet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50 #2 in Military Patches

Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Spoiled Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50 #5 in Ladies Patches

My Other Toy Has Tits Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

420 Club Member Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50

Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Crazy Bitch Patch

4x1 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50

I Love Boobies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

High Maintenance Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1
$2.50

1 Percent Angel 99 Percent Bitch Patch

3.75x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

It Is What It Is Patch

3.5x1 inch +1 colors as low as $0.75
$2.50

Puff Puff Pass Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Official Asshole Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50