Funny Wise Sayings

Fish Fuck It Shit Happens Naughty Iron on Patch

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Growing Old Is Inevitable Growing Up Is Optional Patch | Embroidered Patches

Growing Old Is Inevitable Growing Up Is Optional Funny Iron on Patch

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Don't Bro Me If You Don't Know Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Bro Me If You Don't Know Me Funny Iron on Patch

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If You Don't Want A Sarcastic Answer Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Don't Want A Sarcastic Answer Funny Iron on Patch

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It's A Beautiful Day Now Watch Some Asshole Fuck It Up Patch

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BOHICA Patch

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What You See Is What You Get Patch | Embroidered Patches

What You See Is What You Get Funny Iron on Patch

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God is Great Beer is Good People Are Crazy Patch

God is Great Beer is Good People Are Crazy Funny Iron on Patch

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US VETERAN We Can Still Kick Ass Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

US VETERAN Don't Let the Gray Hair Fool You We Can Still Kick Ass Patch

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If It Has Tits or Wheels Sooner or Later It Will Let You Down Patch

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Weird is a side effect of Being Awesome Patch

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Fuck It Before It Fucks You Patch

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When Life throws you a curve, Lean into it, Pick your line and keep your weight over the outside Peg Patch

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15 Grand 15 Miles Doesn't Make You A Biker Patch

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Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Patch | Embroidered Patches

Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Funny Iron on Patch

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If It's too Loud You are Too Old Patch

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Blame it on the Whiskey Funny Iron on Patch

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Biker Boys Make Good Toys Patch

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You Can't Buy Happiness But You Can Buy A Bike And That's Close Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Can't Buy Happiness But You Can Buy A Bike and That's Close Patch

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No Fat Chicks The Fender Will Bend Patch

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Shit Happens Black White Patch | Embroidered Patches

Shit Happens Patch

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Never Laugh at your Wife's Choices You are one of them Patch

Never Laugh at your Wife's Choices You are one of them Funny Iron on Patch

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Live Fast and Die Young So You Can Look Good in your Grave Patch

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Gun In Hand Better Than Cop On Phone Patch | Embroidered Patches

Gun In Hand Better is Better Than Cop On Phone Patch

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Beer Is Food Funny Patch

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2 Wheels Move The Soul Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

4 Wheels Move The Body 2 Wheels Move The Soul Patch

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Silence Is Golden Duck Tape Is Silver Patch | Embroidered Patches

Silence Is Golden Duct Tape Is Silver Funny Iron on Patch

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Some People Are Only Alive Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some People Are Only Alive Funny Iron on Patch

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Latina Rules Patch | Embroidered Patches

Latina Rules Funny Iron on Patch

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Ride Hard or Stay Home Patch

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Start None There Won't Be None Iron on Morale Patch

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2 Percent Of Harleys Made It Home Funny Biker Patch

98 Percent of Harleys Sold are Still On The Road Only 2 Percent Of Harleys Made It Home Patch

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The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Patch

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Nothing Like a Woman with a Brilliant Mind a Filthy Mouth and a Tight Pussy Patch

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Do Not Expect Warning Shot Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Due To the Price Increase on Ammunition Do Not Expect Warning Shot Patch

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Don't Steal Government Hates Competition Patch

Don't Steal Government Hates Competition Funny Iron on Patch

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Motorcycles Helping Ugly People Have Sex Patch | Embroidered Patches

Motorcycles Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1903 Patch

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Mean People Suck Nice People Swallow Patch

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Valley Of The Shadow Of Death Patch

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It's Okay To Stare Funny Iron on Patch

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Last Thing I Want Is To Hurt You Patch | Embroidered Patches

Last Thing I Want Is To Hurt You Funny Iron on Patch

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Game Over Marriage Patch | Embroidered Patches

Game Over Marriage Funny Iron on Patch

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Danger Is Inevitable Fear Is Optional Patch

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Put On Your Big Girl Panties And Deal With It Patch | Embroidered Patches

Put On Your Big Girl Panties and Deal With It Funny Iron on Patch

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Relationship Advice Funny Iron on Patch

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Paddle Faster I Hear Banjo Music Patch | Embroidered Patches

Paddle Faster I Hear Banjo Music Funny Iron on Patch

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Cell Phones and Cars Are Deadlier Than My Guns and Bullets Patch

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Life Is Hard It's Harder If You'Re Stupid Patch

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Sarcasm Because Beating Up People Is Illegal Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sarcasm! Because Apparently Beating The Shit out of People Is Illegal Patch

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Ride Naked Patch

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Remember When Sex Was Safe Motorcycle Were Dangerous Patch

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Bacon Beer Boobs Funny Iron on Patch

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4 19 Got A Minute Funny Stoner Patch

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357 Beats 911 Patch

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Respect Is Earned Beatings Are Free Funny Patch

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Beautiful Intelligent Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

Beautiful Intelligent Truthful Charming Horny Bitch Naughty Patch

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Can't Start Drinking All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning Patch | Embroidered Patches

Can't Start Drinking All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning Funny Iron on Patch

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It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere Funny Patch

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Dont Let Fear And Common Sense Hold You Back Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Let Fear and Common Sense Hold You Back Funny Iron on Patch

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Fake Bikers Have An Image To Maintain Patch | Embroidered Patches

Fake Bikers Have An Image To Maintain Real Bikers Just Don't Give a Shit Patch

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Ride Hard Or Stay Home Black White Patch

Ride Hard or Stay Home Patch

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Biker Rules Always Double Tap Patch

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Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch

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Keep on Keeping On Patch

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How about Less Talk and a Little More Shut the Fuck Up Patch

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Whoop Dee Fuckin Do Patch

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Get On Grab Tight And Don't Talk Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Get On Grab Tight and Don't Talk Patch

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Marilize Legajuana Funny Pot Smokers Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

Marilize Legajuana Patch

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Duct Tape Doesn't Fix Stupidity It Muffles The Sound Fun Patch

Duct Tape Doesn't Fix Stupidity It Muffles The Sound Fun Funny Iron on Patch

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Let's Roll Iron on Fun Patch

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Piss Off We Are Full Patch

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Sometimes I Wrestle With My Inner Demons Other Times We Just Hug and Eat Cheesecake Patch

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The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Running Out Of Beer Patch | Embroidered Patches

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Running Out Of Beer Funny Iron on Patch

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Don't Be An Asshole Don't Text and Drive Patch

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Bikes Mark Their Territory Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bikes Don't Leak Oil They Mark Their Territory Patch

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Stupid Oughta Hurt Funny Iron on Patch

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Bikers have more Fun than People Patch

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Yolo Iron on Morale Patch

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Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

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Just The Right Amount Of Wrong Patch

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