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Funny Wise Saying Patches for your Jacket

You'll get a lot of wise advice from some of our Saying Patches. In this collection you'll find funny phrases filled with wisdom and common sense. You may also be interested in our main Wisdom patches category that have more wise sayings that might not necessarily be funny. This collection focuses on Funny and Wise Sayings. You can Sew or iron on all these patches to your clothing.

Motorcycles Helping Ugly People Have Sex Patch | Embroidered Patches

Motorcycles Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1903 Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Mean People Suck Nice People Swallow Patch

Mean People Suck Nice People Swallow Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Valley Of The Shadow Of Death Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Valley Of The Shadow Of Death Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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It's Okay To Stare Patch

It's Okay To Stare Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Last Thing I Want Is To Hurt You Patch | Embroidered Patches

Last Thing I Want Is To Hurt You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Game Over Marriage Patch | Embroidered Patches

Game Over Marriage Funny Iron on Patch

2x3 inch +1 size as low as $2.50
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Danger Is Inevitable Fear Is Optional Patch

Danger Is Inevitable Fear Is Optional Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Put On Your Big Girl Panties And Deal With It Patch | Embroidered Patches

Put On Your Big Girl Panties and Deal With It Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Relationship Advice Patch

Relationship Advice Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Paddle Faster I Hear Banjo Music Patch | Embroidered Patches

Paddle Faster I Hear Banjo Music Funny Iron on Patch

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Cell Phones And Cars Are Deadlier Than My Guns And Bullets Patch | Embroidered Patches

Cell Phones and Cars Are Deadlier Than My Guns and Bullets Patch

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Life Is Hard It's Harder If You'Re Stupid Patch

Life Is Hard It's Harder If You'Re Stupid Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Sarcasm Because Beating Up People Is Illegal Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sarcasm! Because Apparently Beating The Shit out of People Is Illegal Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Ride Naked Patch

Ride Naked Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Remember When Sex Was Safe Motorcycle Were Dangerous Patch

Remember When Sex Was Safe Motorcycle Were Dangerous Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Bacon Beer Boobs Patch

Bacon Beer Boobs Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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4 19 Got A Minute Funny Stoner Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

4 19 Got A Minute Funny Stoner Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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357 Beats 911 Patch | Embroidered Patches

357 Beats 911 Patch

3.75x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Respect Is Earned Beatings Are Free Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Respect Is Earned Beatings Are Free Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Beautiful Intelligent Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

Beautiful Intelligent Truthful Charming Horny Bitch Naughty Patch

3x3 inch as low as $2.50
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Can't Start Drinking All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning Patch | Embroidered Patches

Can't Start Drinking All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere Funny Patch

3x1 inch as low as $2.50
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Dont Let Fear And Common Sense Hold You Back Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Let Fear and Common Sense Hold You Back Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Fake Bikers Have An Image To Maintain Patch | Embroidered Patches

Fake Bikers Have An Image To Maintain Real Bikers Just Don't Give a Shit Patch

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Ride Hard Or Stay Home Black White Patch

Ride Hard or Stay Home Patch

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Biker Rules Always Double Tap Patch

Biker Rules Always Double Tap Patch

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Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch

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Keep on Keeping On Patch

Keep on Keeping On Patch

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How about Less Talk and a Little More Shut the Fuck Up Patch

How about Less Talk and a Little More Shut the Fuck Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Whoop Dee Fuckin Do Patch

Whoop Dee Fuckin Do Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Get On Grab Tight And Don't Talk Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Get On Grab Tight and Don't Talk Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Marilize Legajuana Funny Pot Smokers Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

Marilize Legajuana Patch

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Duct Tape Doesn't Fix Stupidity It Muffles The Sound Fun Patch

Duct Tape Doesn't Fix Stupidity It Muffles The Sound Fun Funny Iron on Patch

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Let's Roll Patch | Embroidered Patches

Let's Roll Iron on Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Piss Off We Are Full Patch | Embroidered Patches

Piss Off We Are Full Patch

4x2.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Mess With Bikers They Don't Just Look Crazy Patch

Don't Mess With Bikers They Don't Just Look Crazy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sometimes I Wrestle With My Inner Demons Other Times We Just Hug And Eat CheeseCake Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sometimes I Wrestle With My Inner Demons Other Times We Just Hug and Eat Cheesecake Patch

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The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Running Out Of Beer Patch | Embroidered Patches

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Running Out Of Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Don't Be An Asshole Don't Text and Drive Patch

Don't Be An Asshole Don't Text and Drive Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Bikes Mark Their Territory Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bikes Don't Leak Oil They Mark Their Territory Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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