Funny Patches

Shop all of our funny biker patches and funny morale patches with hilarious pictures and sayings. Show off your personality and spread the laughter with our funny patches for clothes, hats, backpacks, and more. Our funny iron-on patches can be applied to any fabric except for leather or nylon, which can be sewn onto instead. Check out our subcategories of funny patches such as funny military patches, funny ladies patches, sarcastic sayings and more.

Green Frog Patch

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Go Eat a Bag of Dicks Patch

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Drill Baby Drill Patch

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Terrorist Hunting Permit Funny Military Morale Patch

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Straight Outta Fucks To Give Patch

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Gulf of America Patch

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Donald Trump Golf of America Patch

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Recycle America Trump Patch

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You Are No 1 Middle Finger Patch

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Pink Angel Wings Skull Patch

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Skull Middle Finger Wings and Sickles Patch

11.6x12 inch +1 size as low as $15
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Small Cartoon Wolf Patch

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Vulture On Skull Patch

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69 Skull Cigar Patch

11.4x10 inch +1 size as low as $15
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Biker Life Skull 8 Ball Aces and Dice Patch

4x4 inch +3 size/colors as low as $2.50
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Reaper Skull Wings Middle Finger Patch

3.9x4 inch +1 size as low as $3
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Wolf Patch

10.5x11 inch +1 size as low as $10
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I run Better than the government Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck Around Find Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Kissing Lips Small Iron on Novelty Patch

3x2.7 inch +1 size as low as $2.50
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Lady Skull and Roses Patch

4.3x3.7 inch +1 size as low as $3
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Irish Skull Cross Smoking Pipe Patch

3.5x4 inch +1 size as low as $2.50
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DILLIGAF Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2.50
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Just The Tip Bullet Patch

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Fuck Your Feelings Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Barfly Biker Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x3.2 inch as low as $2.50
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Big foot Sasquatch Novelty Iron on Patch

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Rooster Cock Patch

3x4 inch as low as $2.50
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Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

4x1.75 inch +2 colors as low as $2.50
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Yes I Do Bite Patch

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Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker Patch

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Red Maltese Cross Skull Knight Patch

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Reaper and Scythes Patch

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Pirate Sword Skull Patch

3x2.25 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Pirate Sword Skull Patch

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Tattoos Titties and Motorcycles Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Spank Me The Only Way I Learn Patch

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I'm Your Huckleberry Patch

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More You Fuck Around More You Find Out Patch

2.25x2.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2.50
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Crashing Sucks Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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It's a Beard it's a Saddle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Girly Skull and Roses Patch

10x8.6 inch +1 size as low as $12.50
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Mexican Flag Skull Patch

3x4.3 inch as low as $3
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Vulture on Bone Patch

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I'm Loving It Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Life's Good Iron on Morale Patch

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Cute But Psycho Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Bulldog Machine Gun Patch

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No Fox Given Funny Patch

3.3x4 inch as low as $2.50
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Pirate Parrot Patch

3.3x4 inch as low as $2.50
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Cute Squirrel Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $2.50
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I Eat Milf and Cookies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Viking Skull Patch

11x8.5 inch +1 size as low as $10
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Black Skull Patch

8x11 inch +7 size/colors as low as $6
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Biker Skull Dice 8 Ball and Ace of Spades Patch

4x4 inch +3 size/colors as low as $3
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Reaper Skull Patch

3.3x4.5 inch +2 size as low as $2.50
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Fuck You I Have Enough Friends Patch

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Large Selection of Funny Patches

Have you ever read the funny patches on someone's jacket and burst out laughing? There are a lot of different funny motorcycle patches out there that you could add to your jacket to amuse and entertain your fellow bikers. The ones you choose will depend on your sense of humor and what fits with the other patches on your jacket, of course, but we have so many to choose from that you're sure to find a few that fit.

We love the personality and humor that these patches bring. They are perfect for all clothes including jackets, hats, jeans and even backpacks, and are the best funny motorcycle vest patches around. You can even buy wholesale funny patches.

Choose from:

  • Witty Wordplay and Puns: Perfect for those who love clever humor, these patches feature playful word twists that will keep people smiling.
  • Ironic Statements: Subtle yet sharp, these patches make you think twice before the punchline hits - ideal for adding a dash of smart humor to your look.
  • Bold Jokes: For those who love to stand out, these patches feature straightforward humor that’s sure to get a laugh, whether light-hearted or edgy.
  • Funny Image Patches: Whether you're into G-rated fun or more adult-themed humor, these image patches let you express yourself with a visual punch.

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High-Quality Funny Patches Built to Last

Our funny iron on patches are versatile and easy to apply to a variety of fabrics. While they can be ironed on to most materials, sewing is recommended for more challenging fabrics like leather or nylon. Carefully crafted with precision, these amusing morale patches are made to complement your favorite gear and last through regular use.

Funny Patches FAQs

What types of funny patches are there?

Many funny patches feature embroidered words and phrases on them. While they're not the most eye-catching patches around, if people take the time to read them, they will be very amused.  Covering your entire jacket or vest in biker patches that feature only white embroidered words on black backgrounds will certainly create an interesting look.  In fact, it's almost as interesting as using brightly colored patches.

There are funny patches for clothes that span the spectrum of 'funny'. If you love puns, you'll find a few patches that make little plays on words. Then there are some that make ironic statements that are funny once you think about them for a minute. There are others that are flat-out jokes and a few that make fun of situations or people. They're all funny in some ways, but obviously, some will appeal to you more than others.

Funny image patches also exist. Like the sayings patches, some of them are fairly G-rated, and some are definitely adult-themed. It all depends on what kind of image you want to project and if you don't mind making some people angry.

How often do you update your collection with new funny patches?

Our selection of funny iron on patches is unmatched and consistently updated to stay current. We are always adding new funny biker patches to our inventory, so be sure to check back every now and then to see what’s new.

How many funny motorcycle patches should you put on your jacket or vest? 

That all depends on you. Some people cover their entire jacket in funny iron on patches, but that can be a little overwhelming, especially if someone wants to read all of them.  On the other hand, it does give you a chance to include all of your favorite jokes and phrases. These patches are a good way of getting your personality out there.

Some people love being the joker of the group. If you like making people laugh, you should add some funny biker patches to your motorcycle jacket or vest. These patches contain all sorts of jokes and funny sayings. Some of them may be a little on the offensive side, but that's what some people find hilarious. Others are more family-friendly jokes, but they're still pretty funny. You're sure to get attention with these types of patches on your jacket.