Funny Patches

Shop all of our funny biker patches and funny morale patches with hilarious pictures and sayings. Show off your personality and spread the laughter with our funny patches for clothes, hats, backpacks, and more. Our funny iron-on patches can be applied to any fabric except for leather or nylon, which can be sewn onto instead. Check out our subcategories of funny patches such as funny military patches, funny ladies patches, sarcastic sayings and more.

Fuck Off We Are Full Patch

4x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50

High Society Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Sorry Im Allergic To Bullshit Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
$2.50

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.25
$2.50

Vulture On Skull Patch

3x4 inch as low as $2.50
$3

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

My Other Toy Has Tits Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
$2.50

I'm Too Old For This Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Cherry Funny Iron on Patch

2.3x3 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50

Fuck you Karen Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

I'm with the Band Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Emotionally Damaged Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
$2.50

Fuck Around Find Out Skull Middle Finger Patch

4x3.75 inch +1 size as low as $3
$4

I love my hot wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Large Gorilla Smoking Cigar Patch

9.6x12 inch +1 size as low as $12
$15

Skull Reaper Fuck Around Find Out Patch

12x11.3 inch +1 size as low as $12
$15

Route 69 Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Puerto Rican Flag Skull Patch

3x4.3 inch +1 size as low as $2.50
$3

I will not comply Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Drinks Well with Others Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Ride It Like You Stole It Patch

4x1.75 inch +2 colors as low as $1.25
$2.50

I Eat Pussy and I Stutter Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

She Devil Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Do Not Piss Me Off With A Gun Patch

3x3 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
$2.50

Pirate Sword Skull Patch

3x2.25 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
$2.50

That's Mr Asshole To You Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
$2.50
$3

Stop Reading My Patches Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

No Hablo Fucktardo Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Shenanigan Enthusiast Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Cowboy Hat Skull and Shotgun Patch

11x11 inch +1 size as low as $13
$15

I'm Here About The Blow Job Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Shit Creek Survivor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
$2.50

Sorry For Being So Fucking Sexy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Small Cartoon Wolf Patch

4x4 inch +1 size as low as $1.75
$2.50
$2.50

Indian Headdress Skull Patch

4x3.6 inch +1 size as low as $3
$4

Sweet Leaf Marijuana Novelty Iron on Patch

3x3 inch +1 colors as low as $1.75
$2.50
$2.50

Booty Pirate Novelty Iron on Patch

4x3.25 inch as low as $3
$4
$2.50

Indian Skull and Feathers Patch

10x11 inch +1 size as low as $12
$15

Vulture on Bones with Cigar Patch

7.6x10 inch +1 size as low as $10
$12

Skeleton Rider FAFO Patch

12x9.3 inch +3 size/colors as low as $13
$15

1 Percent Angel 99 Percent Bitch Patch

3.75x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

You Are Here Patch

2.25x4 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50

My Bike Is My Psychiatrist Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Shit Smiley Face Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere Funny Patch

3x1 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50

Large Selection of Funny Patches

Have you ever read the funny patches on someone's jacket and burst out laughing? There are a lot of different funny motorcycle patches out there that you could add to your jacket to amuse and entertain your fellow bikers. The ones you choose will depend on your sense of humor and what fits with the other patches on your jacket, of course, but we have so many to choose from that you're sure to find a few that fit.

We love the personality and humor that these patches bring. They are perfect for all clothes including jackets, hats, jeans and even backpacks, and are the best funny motorcycle vest patches around. You can even buy wholesale funny patches.

Choose from:

  • Witty Wordplay and Puns: Perfect for those who love clever humor, these patches feature playful word twists that will keep people smiling.
  • Ironic Statements: Subtle yet sharp, these patches make you think twice before the punchline hits - ideal for adding a dash of smart humor to your look.
  • Bold Jokes: For those who love to stand out, these patches feature straightforward humor that’s sure to get a laugh, whether light-hearted or edgy.
  • Funny Image Patches: Whether you're into G-rated fun or more adult-themed humor, these image patches let you express yourself with a visual punch.

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High-Quality Funny Patches Built to Last

Our funny iron on patches are versatile and easy to apply to a variety of fabrics. While they can be ironed on to most materials, sewing is recommended for more challenging fabrics like leather or nylon. Carefully crafted with precision, these amusing morale patches are made to complement your favorite gear and last through regular use.

Funny Patches FAQs

What types of funny patches are there?

Many funny patches feature embroidered words and phrases on them. While they're not the most eye-catching patches around, if people take the time to read them, they will be very amused.  Covering your entire jacket or vest in biker patches that feature only white embroidered words on black backgrounds will certainly create an interesting look.  In fact, it's almost as interesting as using brightly colored patches.

There are funny patches for clothes that span the spectrum of 'funny'. If you love puns, you'll find a few patches that make little plays on words. Then there are some that make ironic statements that are funny once you think about them for a minute. There are others that are flat-out jokes and a few that make fun of situations or people. They're all funny in some ways, but obviously, some will appeal to you more than others.

Funny image patches also exist. Like the sayings patches, some of them are fairly G-rated, and some are definitely adult-themed. It all depends on what kind of image you want to project and if you don't mind making some people angry.

How often do you update your collection with new funny patches?

Our selection of funny iron on patches is unmatched and consistently updated to stay current. We are always adding new funny biker patches to our inventory, so be sure to check back every now and then to see what’s new.

How many funny motorcycle patches should you put on your jacket or vest? 

That all depends on you. Some people cover their entire jacket in funny iron on patches, but that can be a little overwhelming, especially if someone wants to read all of them.  On the other hand, it does give you a chance to include all of your favorite jokes and phrases. These patches are a good way of getting your personality out there.

Some people love being the joker of the group. If you like making people laugh, you should add some funny biker patches to your motorcycle jacket or vest. These patches contain all sorts of jokes and funny sayings. Some of them may be a little on the offensive side, but that's what some people find hilarious. Others are more family-friendly jokes, but they're still pretty funny. You're sure to get attention with these types of patches on your jacket.