One Liner, Two Liner Funny Saying Patches 

We carry many different saying patches, some have long phrases others are short and sweet to the point. You'll find all our one or two liner funny short sayings in this category. You can also browse our Short Sayings patches to find more sayings that are not necessarily funny.

Queen B Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Vaginaterian Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Strangers Have The Best Candy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
$2.50

Horn Broken Watch For Finger Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Too Loud Too Bad Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

FUBAR Patch Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.25
$2.50

Asphalt Angel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Property Of No One Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Live Free Ride Wild Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Fubar Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1
$2.50

WTF Patch

2.5x1.5 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50

She Devil Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Sinner Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

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