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Funny Naughty Saying Patches

Find our very naughty saying patches. If it has a bad word in it or if it kick starts your dirty mind, you'll find those patches right here under our naughty and funny category. If you want to find more patches like these take a look at our main Naughty Patches category. This particular category here only focuses on the funny sayings.

Penny For You Thoughts Dollar If You Flash Me Patch

Penny For You Thoughts Dollar If You Flash Me Patch

4x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck Yeah Man Patch

Fuck Yeah Man Patch

3x2.3 inch as low as $2.50
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If My Wife Would Let Me Patch

If My Wife Would Let Me Ride Her as much as I ride my motorcycle, I'd be home right now Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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SNAFU Patch

SNAFU Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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You Look Like I Need Another Drink Patch

You Look Like I Need Another Drink Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Stranger With Benefits Patch | Embroidered Patches

Stranger With Benefits Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Life Is Hard It's Harder If You'Re Stupid Patch

Life Is Hard It's Harder If You'Re Stupid Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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American By Birth Asshole By Choice Patch

American By Birth Asshole By Choice Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
I Just Want Someone To Love Me For The True Asshole That I Am Patch

I Just Want Someone To Love Me For The True Asshole That I Am Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Lick Me Til I Scream Patch

Lick Me Til I Scream Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck'em All Patch

Fuck'em All Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Nothing Like a Woman with a Brilliant Mind a Filthy Mouth and a Tight Pussy Patch

Nothing Like a Woman with a Brilliant Mind a Filthy Mouth and a Tight Pussy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If I had Balls They Would be Bigger Than Yours Patch

If I had Balls They Would be Bigger Than Yours Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Let's Pretend I Give a Shit and Leave it at That Patch

Let's Pretend I Give a Shit and Leave it at That Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Beauty is Only a Light Switch Away Patch

Beauty is Only a Light Switch Away Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
You Can Kiss My Rebel Ass Patch

You Can Kiss My Rebel Ass Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Fuck On The First Date Patch

I Fuck On The First Date Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Gulf Foxtrot Yankee Patch Go Fuck Yourself

Gulf Foxtrot Yankee Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Uncle Fucker Patch

Uncle Fucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Instant Asshole Add Beer Patch

Instant Asshole Just Add Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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I Shaved My Balls For This Patch

I Shaved My Balls For This Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'll Act My Age When I'm 69 Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'll Act My Age When I'm 69 Funny Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fish Fuck It Shit Happens Patch

Fish Fuck It Shit Happens Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sarcasm Because Beating Up People Is Illegal Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sarcasm! Because Apparently Beating The Shit out of People Is Illegal Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Handicap Stoner With Bong Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

Handicap Stoner With Bong Iron on Funny Iron on Patch

3x3 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Sex Instructor First Lesson Free Patch

Sex Instructor First Lesson Free Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Here Is An Idea Fuck You Patch

Here Is An Idea Fuck You Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Show Me Yours And I'll Show You Mine Fun Patch

Show Me Yours and I'll Show You Mine Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Boobs Are For Squeezing Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Boobs Are For Squeezing Fun Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Warning Sex Addict Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Sex Addict Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Rent Me Hourly Or All Night Patch | Embroidered Patches

Rent Me Hourly or All Night Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
Being An Asshole It's What I do Best Patch

Being An Asshole It's What I do Best Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Girls Only Patch

Girls Only Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Pure Evil Iron on Patch

Pure Evil Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Swallow Or I'll Put It In Your Eyes Patch

Swallow or I'll Put It In Your Eyes Funny Biker Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Think I'm Fucked Up Patch

Think I'm Fucked Up? Did You See The Kids Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
I Drink To Make You More Interesting Patch

I Drink To Make You More Interesting Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
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