Funny Naughty Saying Patches

Find our very naughty saying patches. If it has a bad word in it or if it kick starts your dirty mind, you'll find those patches right here under our naughty and funny category. If you want to find more patches like these take a look at our main Naughty Patches category. This particular category here only focuses on the funny sayings.

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Sleeps Well With Others Patch

3.25x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Lollipops To Cocks Patch

3x1.75 inch as low as $1
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Sorry Im Allergic To Bullshit Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.25
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Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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I'm Too Old For This Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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Orgasm Donor Medic Cross Patch

3x3 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Nipples Make Me Smile Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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The Fuck Up Fairy Strikes Again Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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VFW Veterans Fucked By Washington Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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Fuck you Karen Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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I've Seen Some Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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Crazy Ass Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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Not Friendly Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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Pineapple Patch

2x3.5 inch as low as $1.75
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Fuck You I Have Enough Friends Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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I Scored High On My Drug Test Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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Bad Motherfucker Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1
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WTF Patch

2.5x1.5 inch as low as $0.75
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Fuck U Finger Naughty Iron on Patch

2x3 inch as low as $1.50
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Designated Asshole Patch

4x1 inch as low as $0.75
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100 Percent Total Bitch Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1
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Fuck It Before It Fucks You Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $0.75
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My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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I love hot moms Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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Route 69 Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $1.25
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Bootylicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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You Are No 1 Middle Finger Patch

2.5x3.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Caution Slippery When Wet Patch

3x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Strangers Have The Best Candy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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Sunshine and Fuckin Rainbows Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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Spank Me I've Been A Bad Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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Body By Bacon Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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Save a Lollipop Suck a Dick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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Show Your Tits Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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No Fox Given Funny Patch

3.3x4 inch as low as $3
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I'll Cut a Bitch Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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Paybacks Are A Motherfucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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Ay Yo What the Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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Sex Instructor Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Fresh Out Of Fucks To Give Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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Duck my Sick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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